Don't you hate when you get stuck in a conversation with someone who has no idea what they're talking about? It can be incredibly frustrating. Instead of going off on them, all you have to do is give them a good one-liner. If you need some help, here a few comebacks to use when speaking to someone stupid:
If you spoke like your usual, intellectual self, then they wouldn't be able to follow what you were saying. You have to dumb it down for them.
Our country is in their hands. It's a terrifying thought, which is why you need to vote to balance out their vote.
Sometimes, it's pointless to try to see things from another person's point of view.
If they're really as stupid as this insult insinuates they are, then it'll take them a while to figure out what you've said. They probably won't get angry until long after you've walked away.
It's a simple mistake. They can't blame you for it.
After all, a zombie can't eat a brain that doesn't exist.
It's hard to compete with whatever force of nature made them such a complete fool.
Unfortunately, stupidity doesn't fade away.
This one is a little immature, but it'll get your point across.
This is a reasonable question.
You've already wasted enough time with them. You don't need to waste anymore.
Luckily, they can't get arrested for saying stupid things. Otherwise, they'd already be locked up.
It happens to the best of us.
Not everyone is blessed with a big brain like you are.
They don't deserve to get ripped off like that. They should really call customer service.
Open minds are intelligent minds.
It's just as hard for someone intelligent to understand someone stupid as it is for someone stupid to understand someone intelligent.
Now you'll be able to put your friends in their place when they act ignorant. What other amazing comebacks have you heard?
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