You don't have to insult someone in order to make someone else laugh. Comedy isn't meant to be cruel. According to Imgur, here are a few inoffensive Dad jokes for you that are just as funny as any other jokes you'd hear:
1. Stupidest Animal in the Jungle
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Polar bears shouldn't be anywhere near the jungle.
2. The Explosion
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Unfortunately, Mary didn't make it.
3. Heart of Lion
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Thieves don't get to live freely.
4. Farmer in the Field
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That's the way math works, right?
5. Kicked the Bucket
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Don't take everything so literally.
6. The First Telephone
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You can't argue with that.
7. Hole in Your Shoe
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Every clothing item has holes in it.
What other Dad jokes can you come up with?
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