I love to see funny signs. Whether by design or because of a spelling mistake or type, a funny sign can always raise a smile. And some funny signs are simply disturbing! Here's a mixture of funny signs resulting from fails, errors, sharp-wittedness and clever word play.
1 No Soliciting
There are lots of funny signs about unsolicited visitors. Or in more simple terms - Go Away!
Frequently asked questions
2 Talking
Someone obviously believes conversation is a dying art.
3 Outdoor Humour
I'll have me one of those!
4 Low Aspirations
There's hope for everybody - apparently
5 Sisters
Well that's one way to describe the bonds of sisterhood.
6 Vegetarians
A witty meat lover's view of vegetarianism.
7 More Wine
Now that's a life philosophy I can get to grips with.
8 Beware the Crocodiles
I'm not sure which is more disturbing: Runaway wheelchairs? Crocodiles? Or that they should both be together on an urban street?
9 Body Conscious
Bare your lumpy bits confidently!
10 Women Rule
We know behind every good man is a great woman.
11 Choices
Just think - how many great writers were known for their love of the drink?
12 Health Warning
Well that sure gets the message across. N'est-ce pas?
13 Mean
And they wonder why there's road rage?
14 Free Pot
Pothead Heaven!
15 Trees
Hmm - stating the obvious? Why? Who would need to be told that? Get out of the way - there's a tree coming!
16 Drowning
Is it just me or does that sign really mean alien creature emerges from Cocoon
17 Avon Calling
Resourceful!
18 Diet Advice
We know fast food is bad for us - why hide it! Shout it loud, shout it proud.
19 Alligators
I wonder if it works for all males species?
20 Anger ManagemenT
Time to review the lesson plan as something clearly isn't working.
21 Nature Lover
That's the kind of definition of nature lover I can relate to.
22 Road Safety
Tell it like it is!
23 Chocolate
Who can't relate to this?
24 Chinese Food
Has someone been outstaying their welcome?
25 Rude Food
Is this a diner for men only? Eww!
26 The MEaning of Life
We're all as confused as each other
27 Salesmanship
These guys could sell snow to the Eskimos
28 Hiring Now
I wonder who has the qualifications to work here?
29 The Impossible
How to create confusion 101.
30 Stereotypes
The power of one!
31 Forgiveness
Just one more reason to find it in your heart to forgive.
32 Bargain
This store won' be beaten on price!
33 Farmville
This sign writer keeps up with the times!
34 Queen Bee
We know who wears the trousers in this household
35 Shopping
That just about sums it up.
36 Pay Attenion
Will they even take their eyes off the screen long enough to notice the sign?
37 Burger Love
Well that's a ringing endorsement isn't it. Can't wait to eat here.
38 Beware
Don't let the organic brigade see the slow kids! They'll be serving them up at the farmers market.
39 Unfortunate
Erm - chicken poopers anyone?
40 Family
I'm sure there's plenty of you who can relate to this.
41 Warning
No, this is not a warning to behave at the zoo. It's a sign in a shop selling a new range of wildlife furniture - turtle stools!
42 Trash
How many kinds of trash are there?
43 Shooting
I think the local gunmen took umbrage at this sign.
44 Street
. When is a street not a street?
45 Movie News
The unfortunate juxtaposition of words never fails to amuse.
46 Towed
Free toad anyone?
47 Cake
Ok! Sounds ... delighful!
48 Safety Improvements
Well that's encouraging - not!
49 Trespassing
Someone has failed to understand the meaning of trespassing. Big time!
50 Seafood
Lost in translation
51 Apology
I'm sure Connecticut has plenty of other attributes to commend it.
52 Pool Sign
The way every pool should be
53 Goats
Only in Scotland!
54 Push!
Even OBGYNs have a sense of humor!
55 Gas
Is this laughing gas?
56 Directions
I have absolutely no idea - all suggestions welcomed!
57 Secondhand Cows
Are used cows not as good as new cows then?
58 Nude Bathing
Check the bottom sign.
59 Vegan Cows
Now that is one witty butcher!
60 Rest Rooms
Toilets for sexually confused people?
61 Dragons
Security for Gringotts is branching out. Anyone got a sorceror's stone or a horcrux to protect?
62 Graffiti
There's always one isn't there?
63 Gender Issues
I wonder if you have to show the package before you get your free drink?
64 For Sale
In what universe are puppies and weapons retail bedfellows?
65 Truism
Sometimes... signs speak the simple truth.
66 Brains
I know a few people who could do with some cut-price brains.
67 Hispanic Food
I love Hispanics but I couldn't eat a whole one!
68 Church
God always speaks the truth.
69 Don't Feed the Animals
Animals can't read!
70 Philosophy
It always comes back to cats!
71 Healthy Eating
They say vinegar will stop pregnancy! What if you only sprinkle it on your fries?
What are the funniest funny signs you've seen? Any in your hometown?
