I love to see funny signs. Whether by design or because of a spelling mistake or type, a funny sign can always raise a smile. And some funny signs are simply disturbing! Here's a mixture of funny signs resulting from fails, errors, sharp-wittedness and clever word play.
There are lots of funny signs about unsolicited visitors. Or in more simple terms - Go Away!
Someone obviously believes conversation is a dying art.
I'll have me one of those!
There's hope for everybody - apparently
Well that's one way to describe the bonds of sisterhood.
A witty meat lover's view of vegetarianism.
Now that's a life philosophy I can get to grips with.
I'm not sure which is more disturbing: Runaway wheelchairs? Crocodiles? Or that they should both be together on an urban street?
Bare your lumpy bits confidently!
We know behind every good man is a great woman.
Just think - how many great writers were known for their love of the drink?
And they wonder why there's road rage?
Pothead Heaven!
Hmm - stating the obvious? Why? Who would need to be told that? Get out of the way - there's a tree coming!
Is it just me or does that sign really mean alien creature emerges from Cocoon
Resourceful!
We know fast food is bad for us - why hide it! Shout it loud, shout it proud.
I wonder if it works for all males species?
Time to review the lesson plan as something clearly isn't working.
That's the kind of definition of nature lover I can relate to.
Tell it like it is!
Who can't relate to this?
Has someone been outstaying their welcome?
Is this a diner for men only? Eww!
We're all as confused as each other
These guys could sell snow to the Eskimos
I wonder who has the qualifications to work here?
How to create confusion 101.
The power of one!
Just one more reason to find it in your heart to forgive.
This store won' be beaten on price!
This sign writer keeps up with the times!
We know who wears the trousers in this household
That just about sums it up.
Will they even take their eyes off the screen long enough to notice the sign?
Well that's a ringing endorsement isn't it. Can't wait to eat here.
Don't let the organic brigade see the slow kids! They'll be serving them up at the farmers market.
I'm sure there's plenty of you who can relate to this.
No, this is not a warning to behave at the zoo. It's a sign in a shop selling a new range of wildlife furniture - turtle stools!
How many kinds of trash are there?
I think the local gunmen took umbrage at this sign.
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When is a street not a street?
The unfortunate juxtaposition of words never fails to amuse.
Free toad anyone?
Ok! Sounds ... delighful!
Well that's encouraging - not!
Someone has failed to understand the meaning of trespassing. Big time!
Lost in translation
I'm sure Connecticut has plenty of other attributes to commend it.
The way every pool should be
Only in Scotland!
Even OBGYNs have a sense of humor!
Is this laughing gas?
I have absolutely no idea - all suggestions welcomed!
Are used cows not as good as new cows then?
Check the bottom sign.
Now that is one witty butcher!
Toilets for sexually confused people?
Security for Gringotts is branching out. Anyone got a sorceror's stone or a horcrux to protect?
There's always one isn't there?
I wonder if you have to show the package before you get your free drink?
In what universe are puppies and weapons retail bedfellows?
Sometimes... signs speak the simple truth.
I know a few people who could do with some cut-price brains.
I love Hispanics but I couldn't eat a whole one!
God always speaks the truth.
Animals can't read!
It always comes back to cats!
They say vinegar will stop pregnancy! What if you only sprinkle it on your fries?
What are the funniest funny signs you've seen? Any in your hometown?
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Well that sure gets the message across. N'est-ce pas?
Erm - chicken poopers anyone?
