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61 Hilariously Sassy E-Cards That We Can't Get Enough of ...

By Sheila

Sassy e-cards are among my most favorite things about the internet! You've got to love an e-card that perfectly describes your emotions about something while being hilariously rude. If you're a huge fan of sarcasm as well, here are 61 sassy e-cards that will make your day!

1 For the Procrastinators

Via yup

I can totally relate to this sassy e-card because I never get things done until it's too late. This is how coffee and I became best friends.

2 Sunglasses

SunglassesVia your ecards | Tumblr

Fellow stalkers rejoice!

3 Soulmates

SoulmatesVia If you like this'll ...

Love is a two way street.

4 Mind Your Language

Mind Your LanguageVia You call them "cuss words" ...

I think some sentences wouldn't quite have the same effect without cuss words.

5 Oh to Be "that" Person

Oh to Be "that" PersonVia I'm not rude. I just ...

It's so hard to keep your mouth shut sometimes!

6 Just Say It

Just Say ItVia #Someecards

If I see another sly tweet or FB status, I'm going to scream! Communicate, people.

7 Safe Place

Safe PlaceVia Keep Calm, Quotes & Funny ...

Seriously, it's like every "safe place" turns into a black hole the minute you turn your back.


JENGA!Via someecards

Hahahaha! I would LOVE to try this someday.

9 Some People

Some PeopleVia Someecards

Wouldn't it be nice if you could just express how you truly feel about someone instead of pretending to like them everyday?

10 Wise Ass

Wise AssVia Free Ecards, Funny Ecards, Greeting ...

I hate people who don't let me finish my sentences!

11 English

EnglishVia Humor(:

Oh how these variations make me cringe. It's not that hard to type, is it?

12 Arguments

ArgumentsVia Funnies

Well, that's one way to win an argument

13 A Woman's Mind

A Woman's MindVia Funny, Isn't It

This is so true!

14 Because Discrimination is Wrong....

Because Discrimination is Wrong....Via I don't discriminate. I hate ...

Can you blame me?

15 Too Much Effort

Too Much EffortVia I need an extra day ...

This is me on most weekends.

Nena is school for me...

16 Work Week

Work WeekVia Chuck's Fun Page 2: An ...

Now that sounds like a fun work week!

17 Ninja Mode

Ninja ModeVia Just funny

Not to mention the monumental relief you feel when you realize you were just being a silly goop.

18 Breakup Ecards

Breakup EcardsVia 15 E-Cards You Wish You ...

That's what I should have said to my ex.

19 Snooki, Anyone?

Snooki, Anyone?Via Humor

Unfortunately, I can't claim the same. Sometimes, you just need a stupid "reality show" to make you feel better about your own life.

20 Being Antisocial

Being AntisocialVia I don't want to leave ...

It's like a disease.

21 Oh Lordy Lord!

Oh Lordy Lord!Via If you get caught sleeping ...

Because there is no wrong time to say a prayer, right?

22 A Special Day for Stupidity

A Special Day for StupidityVia Funny

Ooo, how I would love to say this to some people!

23 Hangry


As a victim of "hangriness", I know exactly how this works. Thankfully, my close friends now know to stay away until I've been fed.

24 Stupidity

StupidityVia So funny

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