Sassy e-cards are among my most favorite things about the internet! You've got to love an e-card that perfectly describes your emotions about something while being hilariously rude. If you're a huge fan of sarcasm as well, here are 61 sassy e-cards that will make your day!
1. For the Procrastinators
Via yup
I can totally relate to this sassy e-card because I never get things done until it's too late. This is how coffee and I became best friends.
2. Sunglasses
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Via Fellow stalkers rejoice!
3. Soulmates
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Via If you like this quote...you'll ...
Love is a two way street.
4. Mind Your Language
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Via You call them "cuss words" ...
I think some sentences wouldn't quite have the same effect without cuss words.
5. Oh to Be "that" Person
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Via It's so hard to keep your mouth shut sometimes!
6. Just Say It
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Via #Someecards
If I see another sly tweet or FB status, I'm going to scream! Communicate, people.
7. Safe Place
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Via Keep Calm, Quotes & Funny ...
Seriously, it's like every "safe place" turns into a black hole the minute you turn your back.
8. JENGA!
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Via someecards
Hahahaha! I would LOVE to try this someday.
9. Some People
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Via Someecards
Wouldn't it be nice if you could just express how you truly feel about someone instead of pretending to like them everyday?
10. Wise Ass
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Via Free Ecards, Funny Ecards, Greeting ...
I hate people who don't let me finish my sentences!
11. English
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Via Humor(:
Oh how these variations make me cringe. It's not that hard to type, is it?
12. Arguments
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Via Funnies
Well, that's one way to win an argument
13. A Woman's Mind
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Via Funny, Isn't It
This is so true!
14. Because Discrimination is Wrong....
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Via I don't discriminate. I hate ...
Can you blame me?
15. Too Much Effort
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Via This is me on most weekends.
16. Work Week
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Via Chuck's Fun Page 2: An ...
Now that sounds like a fun work week!
17. Ninja Mode
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Via Just funny
Not to mention the monumental relief you feel when you realize you were just being a silly goop.
18. Breakup Ecards
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Via 15 E-Cards You Wish You ...
That's what I should have said to my ex.
19. Snooki, Anyone?
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Via Humor
Unfortunately, I can't claim the same. Sometimes, you just need a stupid "reality show" to make you feel better about your own life.
20. Being Antisocial
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Via It's like a disease.
21. Oh Lordy Lord!
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Via If you get caught sleeping ...
Because there is no wrong time to say a prayer, right?
22. A Special Day for Stupidity
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Via Funny
Ooo, how I would love to say this to some people!
23. Hangry
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Via As a victim of "hangriness", I know exactly how this works. Thankfully, my close friends now know to stay away until I've been fed. Mmm...food.
24. Stupidity
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Via So funny
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