11 Hysterical Unanswerable Questions to Ponder about Life ...

11 Hysterical Unanswerable Questions to Ponder about Life ...
By Holly

There are some unanswerable questions about life that don't really matter, but are interesting to think about. They might sound ridiculous, but they all have a point. If you want to force your brain to think about things it normally ignores, here are some of the most fascinating unanswerable questions about life to ponder:

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1. Why is an Alarm Clock Going "off" when It Actually Turns on?

Before your head hits the pillow at night, you have to set your alarm to go off at a certain time. But aren't you really telling it to turn on at a certain time, so that it wakes you up? This is one of the unanswerable questions about life that might not matter much, but makes you think.

  • Funny questions to ponder about life include wondering why we say 'heads up' when we actually duck, or why 'abbreviated' is such a long word.

  • Yes, contemplating funny why questions can lighten your mood. Laughter and humor are known to boost happiness and relieve stress.

  • Strange questions to ponder might involve curious thoughts like if cats could text you, what would they say, or why we park on driveways and drive on parkways.

  • You can find fun questions to ponder on humorous websites, in joke books, or by starting a funny conversation with friends about the oddities of life.

  • Using funny life questions in conversations can be a great ice-breaker or a way to spark laughter and engage with others in a light-hearted manner.

2. Isn't It a Bit Unnerving That Doctors Call What They do Practice?

Whenever you go to get a procedure done, you want your doctor to be the best in the business. You don't want him to be fresh out of medical school, with little to no practice outside of the classroom.

  • Funny questions to ponder about life include wondering why we say 'heads up' when we actually duck, or why 'abbreviated' is such a long word.

  • Yes, contemplating funny why questions can lighten your mood. Laughter and humor are known to boost happiness and relieve stress.

  • Strange questions to ponder might involve curious thoughts like if cats could text you, what would they say, or why we park on driveways and drive on parkways.

  • You can find fun questions to ponder on humorous websites, in joke books, or by starting a funny conversation with friends about the oddities of life.

  • Using funny life questions in conversations can be a great ice-breaker or a way to spark laughter and engage with others in a light-hearted manner.

3. Why Are They Called Apartments when They Are All Stuck Together?

None of them are apart. They're all side by side, leaving as little space between them as possible.

  • Funny questions to ponder about life include wondering why we say 'heads up' when we actually duck, or why 'abbreviated' is such a long word.

  • Yes, contemplating funny why questions can lighten your mood. Laughter and humor are known to boost happiness and relieve stress.

  • Strange questions to ponder might involve curious thoughts like if cats could text you, what would they say, or why we park on driveways and drive on parkways.

  • You can find fun questions to ponder on humorous websites, in joke books, or by starting a funny conversation with friends about the oddities of life.

  • Using funny life questions in conversations can be a great ice-breaker or a way to spark laughter and engage with others in a light-hearted manner.

4. If a Person Told You They Were a Pathological Liar, Would You Believe Them?

Pathological liars never really tell the truth, so it's hard to believe a word that comes out of their mouths. So if they claim they're a pathological liar, are they being honest for once?

  • Funny questions to ponder about life include wondering why we say 'heads up' when we actually duck, or why 'abbreviated' is such a long word.

  • Yes, contemplating funny why questions can lighten your mood. Laughter and humor are known to boost happiness and relieve stress.

  • Strange questions to ponder might involve curious thoughts like if cats could text you, what would they say, or why we park on driveways and drive on parkways.

  • You can find fun questions to ponder on humorous websites, in joke books, or by starting a funny conversation with friends about the oddities of life.

  • Using funny life questions in conversations can be a great ice-breaker or a way to spark laughter and engage with others in a light-hearted manner.

5. How do Keep off the Grass Signs Get There?

Those signs are usually smack dab in the middle of a patch of grass. If no one is supposed to step foot on the green, then how did someone walk out to put the sign there in the first place?

  • Funny questions to ponder about life include wondering why we say 'heads up' when we actually duck, or why 'abbreviated' is such a long word.

  • Yes, contemplating funny why questions can lighten your mood. Laughter and humor are known to boost happiness and relieve stress.

  • Strange questions to ponder might involve curious thoughts like if cats could text you, what would they say, or why we park on driveways and drive on parkways.

  • You can find fun questions to ponder on humorous websites, in joke books, or by starting a funny conversation with friends about the oddities of life.

  • Using funny life questions in conversations can be a great ice-breaker or a way to spark laughter and engage with others in a light-hearted manner.

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6. Is There Another Word for Synonym?

Synonyms are words that have the same meaning as another word. It would be ironic if 'synonym' did not have a synonym, but no words come to mind.

  • Funny questions to ponder about life include wondering why we say 'heads up' when we actually duck, or why 'abbreviated' is such a long word.

  • Yes, contemplating funny why questions can lighten your mood. Laughter and humor are known to boost happiness and relieve stress.

  • Strange questions to ponder might involve curious thoughts like if cats could text you, what would they say, or why we park on driveways and drive on parkways.

  • You can find fun questions to ponder on humorous websites, in joke books, or by starting a funny conversation with friends about the oddities of life.

  • Using funny life questions in conversations can be a great ice-breaker or a way to spark laughter and engage with others in a light-hearted manner.

7. What if There Were No Hypothetical Situations?

This question is a hypothetical one, which is what makes it so ironic. You can't imagine a world without hypothetical situations unless you're thinking about a hypothetical situation.

  • Funny questions to ponder about life include wondering why we say 'heads up' when we actually duck, or why 'abbreviated' is such a long word.

  • Yes, contemplating funny why questions can lighten your mood. Laughter and humor are known to boost happiness and relieve stress.

  • Strange questions to ponder might involve curious thoughts like if cats could text you, what would they say, or why we park on driveways and drive on parkways.

  • You can find fun questions to ponder on humorous websites, in joke books, or by starting a funny conversation with friends about the oddities of life.

  • Using funny life questions in conversations can be a great ice-breaker or a way to spark laughter and engage with others in a light-hearted manner.

8. Why is the Man Who Invests All Your Money Called a Broker?

You want to save money, not lose it. That's why it's disconcerting that a man meant to help you with your money has the word 'broke' in his title.

  • Funny questions to ponder about life include wondering why we say 'heads up' when we actually duck, or why 'abbreviated' is such a long word.

  • Yes, contemplating funny why questions can lighten your mood. Laughter and humor are known to boost happiness and relieve stress.

  • Strange questions to ponder might involve curious thoughts like if cats could text you, what would they say, or why we park on driveways and drive on parkways.

  • You can find fun questions to ponder on humorous websites, in joke books, or by starting a funny conversation with friends about the oddities of life.

  • Using funny life questions in conversations can be a great ice-breaker or a way to spark laughter and engage with others in a light-hearted manner.

9. Why Isn't Phonetic Spelled the Way It Sounds?

Phonetics is when a word is spelled how it sounds. Ironically, 'phonetics' is pretty difficult to spell, since it sounds like it begins with an "F."

  • Funny questions to ponder about life include wondering why we say 'heads up' when we actually duck, or why 'abbreviated' is such a long word.

  • Yes, contemplating funny why questions can lighten your mood. Laughter and humor are known to boost happiness and relieve stress.

  • Strange questions to ponder might involve curious thoughts like if cats could text you, what would they say, or why we park on driveways and drive on parkways.

  • You can find fun questions to ponder on humorous websites, in joke books, or by starting a funny conversation with friends about the oddities of life.

  • Using funny life questions in conversations can be a great ice-breaker or a way to spark laughter and engage with others in a light-hearted manner.

10. Why do We Drive on Parkways and Park on Driveways?

You'd think it would be the opposite. It would make way more sense, but the English language is a complicated thing.

  • Funny questions to ponder about life include wondering why we say 'heads up' when we actually duck, or why 'abbreviated' is such a long word.

  • Yes, contemplating funny why questions can lighten your mood. Laughter and humor are known to boost happiness and relieve stress.

  • Strange questions to ponder might involve curious thoughts like if cats could text you, what would they say, or why we park on driveways and drive on parkways.

  • You can find fun questions to ponder on humorous websites, in joke books, or by starting a funny conversation with friends about the oddities of life.

  • Using funny life questions in conversations can be a great ice-breaker or a way to spark laughter and engage with others in a light-hearted manner.

11. Doesn't Expecting the Unexpected Make the Unexpected the Expected?

If you were able to follow this question and understand it, you know it makes sense. Expecting the unexpected changes your expectations, does it not?

Some of these "unanswerable" questions actually do have sensical answers, but they're fun to think about nevertheless. Are there any others you can think of off of the top of your head?

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I believe doctors call what they do their practice since they are constantly learning and improving. It's the same reason people who do yoga call it their practice.

A Fireman's business can go up in flames. A Plumbers business can go down the drain. But, can A prostitute get laid-off?

"It would be ironic if 'synonym' did not have a synonym, but no words come to mind." -

Equivalent, alternative

I think I got this one: "Parkways" are roads that pass through parks. They were originally intended for urban dwellers to have easy access to the outdoors. Example- Taconic State Parkway winds it's way through many state parks in New York State. "Driveways" were originally intended to allow access from a road to the front of a building back in the horse and buggy days. Anyhow... that's my take.

#6 poecilonym is the synonym for synonym

Apartments are called apartments because different people live under the same roof but are apart from each other. The one that really got me thinking was the last one.

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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

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