1. Not Always Angels

If your boyfriend considers you an angel on Earth, he'll be surprised when you get angry and turn into a witch. However, he deserves the cruel treatment when he does something to hurt your heart. You can't keep treating him with kindness and affection after he does something wrong. You'll always be above him, up in the skies, but it's up to him whether you'll treat him like an angel or a witch.

2. Corrupt Country

Take a second to really think about the lyrics of your favorite country song. Chances are that they involve hunting down a man who did the singer wrong and making them pay. They deserve it, after all. If they're silly enough to mess with a woman, they should be strong enough to handle her punishments.

3. Knitting Needles

Women are seen as harmless creatures, even though their traditional place is in the kitchen with deadly knives or in a chair with sharp knitting needles. Since they're always surrounded by weapons, it's not a great idea to get them angry. If you do, it's only a matter of time until they decide to use their tools to their advantage.

4. Avoid Angry Athletes

When a man messes with a female athlete, he's in trouble. Chances are that she can run faster than him and can kick hard enough to cause some bruising. If he wants to keep his privates in place, he should stay far away from an angry athlete. Otherwise, he better be wearing a cup.

5. Can't Outrun Karma

A woman might not stick up for herself, but she'll always stick up for her family and friends. Insulting her is one thing, but if you insult the people closest to her, you're going to pay. She'll do anything she can to protect the people that she loves, so you better learn to watch your mouth if you want it to remain attached to your body.

6. Cherish the Children

Mothers love their children, which means that they'll do anything within their power to make their kids happy. If a parent finds out that you've been teasing her child or saying something inappropriate to him, then she's going to show you why you should never make that mistake again. If you mess with a cub, you'll get torn apart by the mama bear.

7. Broken Bones

If a man breaks your heart, it's only fair to cause him equal damage. If you can't do anything to emotionally hurt him, then you're going to have to do something physical. There's a similar quote out there that says, "He broke my heart. I broke his Xbox. Who cried harder?"

Be careful who you mouth off to, because some people won't deal with your shenanigans. Do you turn into an entirely different person when someone tries to mess with you or your family?