Don't you hate when you're stuck in the middle of a conversation you don't want to have? You can't just walk away. You need to have an excuse for leaving. Luckily, here are a few silly lines you can use to end a conversation:
1 Want to See My Tree Impression?
You've heard the expression: "Make like a tree and leave." So once they tell you they'd like to see your tree impression, you can get out of there.
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This text describes a humorous way to end a conversation. It is a reference to the phrase "make like a tree and leave," which describes the action of quickly leaving a situation. The accompanying image is a GIF of a tree with arms and legs, standing up and walking away. This article is part of a collection of 17 funny lines to use to end a conversation, published on a women-focused blog in the funny category.
If you need to end a conversation with your crush, you don't want to be rude. That's why you should use this flirty line.
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This line is perfect for ending a conversation with your crush in a lighthearted and flirty way. It's a great way to show your crush that you're thinking of them and that you hope they're having sweet dreams. It's also a fun way to let them know that you hope you're in their dreams. This line is sure to make your crush smile and leave them wanting more.
3 My Battery is Running Low
This excuse always works while you're texting, so you might as well try it when you're face-to-face with someone.
4 I Don’t Actually Have to Go, but I’m Going to Pretend I do
This is about as honest as you can possibly be.
5 I’m Going to Practice My Ninja Skills and Sneak Away Now
Everybody loves ninjas, so they won't be able to blame you.
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Claiming the need to fine-tune your stealth skills offers a playful excuse to dip out unnoticed. Just flash your best ninja vanish grin, mimic a martial arts move, and poof! Off you go. Hey, if it's good enough for a shadow warrior, it's good enough for you, right? Plus, it adds a touch of mystery to your exit. Who knows what secret mission you're off to? Cue smoke bomb and dramatic exit.
(Note: The inclusion of "Cue smoke bomb and dramatic exit" is humorous and in line with the playful tone, assuming such a prop is not actually used.)
6 Let Us Hope That before Our Next Meeting Humanity Goes Extinct
If that happens, you won't have to sit through a boring conversation again.
7 I Need to Go Buy Booze after This Convo
If you get drunk, then you can forget all about the horrible conversation you just sat through.
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Sometimes, a chat can be so insufferably dull or awkward that the only conceivable follow-up is a trip to your friendly neighborhood liquor store. Let's be real, a glass—or bottle—of your go-to spirit might just be the perfect antidote to erase the memory of that mind-numbing exchange. Just remember, it's five o'clock somewhere, and there's no judgement here. After all, you've earned that drink the whole way through that never-ending conversation, right?
8 I like Looking at You, but I Don’t like Talking to You
This is the perfect way to end a convo with a cute boy.
9 Until the Day We Meet Again.... We Will Not Have Seen Each Other
They can't argue with this one.
10 I Have to Go. My Planet Needs Me
This will make you sound like some sort of superhero, and who wouldn't be impressed by that?
11 Look over There!
While they're busy looking in the other direction, you can just run away.
12 I Don’t Want to Be Rude, but I do Want to Get Far Away from You
They might find this offensive, but sometimes that's a risk you need to take.
13 Want to See a Magic Trick?
If they say yes, then you can disappear!
14 I’ll See You in My Dreams
Add a creepy wink at the end. Then they'll be the ones to walk away first and you won't have to feel bad.
15 I'm Going to Go over There Now, but I'll Miss You
This will make it clear that you want the conversation to end, but it'll also trick them into thinking you feel bad about leaving.
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Sometimes, you've just got to create a little bit of distance between you and the chatter-monster who's locking you in endless dialogue. A classic line like this serves a dual purpose; it’s both a gentle letdown and a clever sleight of hand. Allowing yourself the space to escape without causing a scene teeters on the edge of sweet and sly. Wave goodbye with the softest of guilty smiles; they'll never suspect you've been waiting for your cue to exit stage left all along.
16 I Need to Go Wash My Hair
The sillier the excuse, the better. That means you can say that you have to go feed your pet alligator or meet up with the boyfriend that you don't even have.
17 I’d Say I'll See You Soon, but I’m Hoping I Won't
Let's face it: There's no way you'd be able to sit through another conversation with them in the near future.
The next time you're stuck talking to someone, use one of these lines. What other funny lines can you come up with to end a conversation you don't want to be having?
