You've heard the expression: "Make like a tree and leave." So once they tell you they'd like to see your tree impression, you can get out of there.

If you need to end a conversation with your crush, you don't want to be rude. That's why you should use this flirty line.

This excuse always works while you're texting, so you might as well try it when you're face-to-face with someone.

This is about as honest as you can possibly be.

Everybody loves ninjas, so they won't be able to blame you.

If that happens, you won't have to sit through a boring conversation again.

If you get drunk, then you can forget all about the horrible conversation you just sat through.

This is the perfect way to end a convo with a cute boy.

They can't argue with this one.

This will make you sound like some sort of superhero, and who wouldn't be impressed by that?

While they're busy looking in the other direction, you can just run away.

They might find this offensive, but sometimes that's a risk you need to take.

If they say yes, then you can disappear!

Add a creepy wink at the end. Then they'll be the ones to walk away first and you won't have to feel bad.

This will make it clear that you want the conversation to end, but it'll also trick them into thinking you feel bad about leaving.

The sillier the excuse, the better. That means you can say that you have to go feed your pet alligator or meet up with the boyfriend that you don't even have.

Let's face it: There's no way you'd be able to sit through another conversation with them in the near future.

The next time you're stuck talking to someone, use one of these lines. What other funny lines can you come up with to end a conversation you don't want to be having?