7 Holiday Themed Pick-up Lines ...


7 Holiday Themed Pick-up Lines ...
7 Holiday Themed Pick-up Lines ...

If you see a hottie while shopping for gifts and gadgets at the mall, there are holiday-themed pick-up lines that you should use. They don't make sense during any other time of year, so make sure to use them while you still can. If they don't land you a date, they'll at least help you start up a conversation with a cutie, and what's the harm in that? Here are some of the best holiday-themed pick-up lines to use this winter:

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Can I Take a Picture of You, so I Can Show Santa Exactly What I Want for Christmas?

You can't get much sweeter than this. If someone would rather have you for Christmas than a brand-new laptop or a gift card to Sephora, then you know that they're the real deal. This is one of the best holiday-themed pick-up lines, because it's as equally sweet as it is silly.


It's the kind of line that makes you blush and chuckle at the same time. Who wouldn't want to feel as special as a one-of-a-kind Christmas gift? Plus, it instantly paints a magical picture of you two sharing the holiday cheer together. Sure, it might not be subtle, but subtlety isn't always needed when you're sipping on eggnog and surrounded by mistletoe. Just imagine that twinkle in their eye as they deliver this line—it's enough to melt the frost off any winter's day!


Let's Be Naughty Together and save Santa the Trip

If you don't mind getting coal this Christmas, then you can use this line on the next attractive man you meet. He's better than any present you could find under your tree, anyway, so you might as well try to get on the naughty list with him. The fun you have will be well worth it.


Shouldn't You Be Sitting on Top of the Tree, Angel?

This pick-up line is sure to earn you a smile, if not an actual date. If you don't want to call someone an angel, you could always say that they're a star. It all depends on what you usually put on top of your tree.


Even if they don't have their halo handy, tell them they've brightened your evening as the perfect tree-topper would. It's a playful nudge to classic holiday charm and who knows, they just might be the gift you've been wishing for under the tree. Remember to gauge their reaction; you want your line to add a little sparkle, not tinsel-tangle the mood. With a twinkle in your eye, take this opportunity to start a magical conversation that could lead to some holiday romance or at the very least, spread some seasonal cheer.


Who Needs Sugarplums? I Have Visions of You Dancing in My Head

It doesn't matter if you're clueless as to what a sugarplum actually looks like. You can still use this pick-up line, because everyone knows the story of The Night Before Christmas. Everyone will get the point, even if they've never seen the food.


Let’s Try to Kiss for Eight Nights

If you celebrate Hanukkah, you should use pick-up lines that reference your holiday. Since you'll be celebrating for eight entire nights, you should see if your crush is willing to make-out with you for every one of those special nights. It'll be your gift to him.


Where's the Mistletoe?

Everyone dreams of magically ending up beneath the mistletoe with their crush. Of course, if you can't find any, you can simply ask them where the nearest bunch is. They should get the hint, so hopefully you'll land a kiss without a piece of plant telling you to do so.


Ho-Ho-How'd You like to Go on a Date with Me?

When all else fails, act like Santa Claus to get a laugh. If your crush is feeling merry, then he won't turn down your offer to get hot chocolate together. If he's a grinch, then you're better off without him anyway, so move on to the next cutie you spot.

Pick-up lines aren't the most successful way of getting a date, but it can't hurt to try. The worst that can happen is that you make someone smile, and they walk away with a cute story to tell their friends. Do you know any other holiday themed pick-up lines for this time of year?

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