1. Mr. Cool Ice

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He's cool as ice, man.

2. There is so Much Wrong with This

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It hurts me.

3. This is Truly Regrettable

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So close, yet so far.

4. LOLOL, Misspellings!

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No REGERTS! Get it?! There is no way this was not intentional.

5. When You Can See into the Future

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Because clearly.

6. Wait a Second …

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Those aren't real suspenders! This man is a liar! (In all honesty, I approve. Nice touch on the thumbs, buddy, that is dedication and they make the tat. I hope you never regret this.)

7. We Need to Talk about This Tattoo

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Except I'm speechless. I mean, at least it's honest. That's actually pretty cool.

8. This One Also

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Because this one is truly clever. Look at that belly button.

9. This is One Way to Fix a Typo

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Honestly, it's nice to see someone make an attempt. (Besides that one awesome tattoo.)

10. Louis Vuitton Overdrive

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Who wants to tell this kid that this ink is not luxe?

11. What Happened Here?

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Do you think he carries checkers in his pockets at all times? Because I do.

12. Is … is This a Joke?

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I agree with OP. It's either a joke or this person lost a bet like nobody's business. This cannot be for real. “He touched so many.”

13. I Don't Know What This Means

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Oh … oh wait. Like hindsight and junk?

14. Oh My God …

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Once again, I agree with OP. Clever and gross at the same time.

15. This Man Might Be a Walking Billboard

Source: ultimatetop10s.com

I need to look into this. I must research this gentleman. I will report my findings.

16. Never, No, Not Once

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This is so very bad.

17. In One Way, This is Empowering and Beautiful

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In another way, did she Google “blue waffle” before she got inked?

18. I Think This Kid Likes ICP

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What do you think?

19. What

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You can tell how painful this was. You can SEE it.

20. But … (NSFW)

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I don't … I don't understand.

21. Bob Barker is Not Supposed to Be Scary

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Tattoos of faces are always kind of scary, though, especially if there are teeth involved – although these are admittedly pretty well done. It's his manic look, really. Like he's about to start spaying and neutering any minute.

22. This is Probably True

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In a way, aren't we all powered by Google?

23. Not a Better Love Story than Twilight

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Not at all. Not even a little.

24. Okay, This is Clever

Source: izismile.com

It is. Admit it.

25. This is a Hot Dog in a Leather Jacket

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I bet this hot dog in a leather jacket is proud of being delicious, too. I bet this hot dog expresses no remorse.

26. That Cupcake is Doing What You Think It's Doing

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I would also like to know the story of how this came about.

27. I Know This is Probably a Threat

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And also possibly not a good idea. But I legit laughed.

28. I Wonder if This is One of Those Advertising Deals

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I have a feeling this person did not get paid for this tattoo, however.

29. And then They Broke up

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Aw. That's sad!

30. Uhm ...

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No slut shaming, no sex shaming, no butt shaming, no shaming whatsoever. I still think this person might someday possibly express a teensy bit of regret for this ink.

31. I Think There Might Be Family Issues Here

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I mean … is that a heart?

32. Peter Pan Should Never Look like This

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Never. Never, ever, ever. Not even one time. Not even this time. No. Peter doesn't even know how he got here.

33. Did You Know Ronald McDonald Lives to Rock?

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Neither did I.

34. This is a Warning Sign

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Brenda needs our help. I am serious. Unless he wronged Brenda and this tattoo is the result. In that case, I would like to buy Brenda a drink. Basically, I just need to hear from Brenda.

35. This is Absolutely Wrong

Source: buzzfeed.com

This is so mean. I mean, not to analyze a tattoo on someone's forehead, but even if there are maternal issues happening, this is serious.

36. No, It's “their”

Source: buzzfeed.com

Also so close, but still so far.

37. This is Really Sad, Tbh

Source: buzzfeed.com

Otherwise, it's a beautiful tattoo – even though Leia looks a little like Bette Davis.

38. I Hope Hart's Okay ...

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Hart and Brenda both need to email me.

39. No, You're Not Extreme

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I'm taking off additional points for that font.

40. Oh, Honey …

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I hope she got her “e” turned into an “a,” I really do.

41. No

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Bad. BAD. I kind of hope that hurt.

42. May I Tell You about My Lord and Kitty Today?

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Except, you know what? I think a person whose sense of humor inspired them to get this tattoo in the first place won't necessarily regret it.

43. Say What You Will about Nickelback ...

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… but someone got this tattoo. Did anyone ever get a tattoo of you?

44. Why?

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Seriously, why?

45. This is Not Tom

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He cannot be my friend.

46. It's Doesn't Get Any Better

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This is only acceptable if you're Toki Wartooth.

47. The Internet is Forever

Source: trendhunter.com

So this is technically kind of always going to be semi relevant. Plus, it's Keyboard Cat, so … I guess this one's not necessarily a regret.

48. What Happens if Your Love Doesn't Last as Long as Your Ink?

Source: stuffistumbledupon.com

Well, I guess the separate pieces might look neat. Probably easy to cover them with something else, at least.

49. TMI, TMI!

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Besides, everybody knows! Everybody knows!

50. The Harlem Shake Isn't Forever …

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… but this ink is. That being said, love the script. Also love the tie-dyed shoe.

51. Neither is Gangnam Style

Source: wtftattoos.com

Sorry to say, but it's not forever. It's kind of already over. Still … this is sort of cute, huh?

What say you, stalkers? Any tattoos of fail you're willing to cop to?