You Will Not Believe These Hilarious Retro Ads ...

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Whether you laugh because they are so outrageous or because they are meant to be funny, these ads are going to be good for a chuckle or two. Times have certainly changed! Have fun seeing just how much!

1. When I Was Skinny

When I Was Skinny Source: Vintage Fitness Ads You Won't

2. Cube Morphine

Cube Morphine Source: Smart Chicks Commune, mudwerks: what-floats-my-boat

3. Vitamin Doughnuts

Vitamin Doughnuts Source: Your Health Podcast: Sleep-Inducing Drinks

4. Vintage Losing Weight Scam Ad

Vintage Losing Weight Scam Ad Source: From inflatable slimming shorts to

5. If You Love Your Husband You Will Keep Your Complexion Lovely

If You Love Your Husband You Will Keep Your Complexion Lovely Source: 10 More Retro Ads That

6. A Meal in Itself

A Meal in Itself Source: Burger King posters from the

7. How to Trap a Man

How to Trap a Man Source: Miss Meadows' Pearls - Fashion

8. Now Her Happiness is Complete

Now Her Happiness is Complete Source: 15 Unbelievably Sexist Adverts From

9. Midol in the 1970s

Midol in the 1970s Source: 10 Retro Ads That Made

10. Old School Razor Campaign

Old School Razor Campaign Source: Throwback Thursday: Vintage Ads to

11. 7-up for Babies!?

7-up for Babies!? Source: 26 Shockingly Offensive Vintage Ads

12. How Was This Ever a Good Name for a Candy Bar?

How Was This Ever a Good Name for a Candy Bar? Source: 17 Vintage Ads That Would

13. No More "morning Mouth"

No More "morning Mouth" Source: 10 More Retro Ads That

14. Kind of Mind Boggling

Kind of Mind Boggling Source: oddee.com

15. Anacin

Anacin Source: 10 Retro Ads That Made

16. Cry a Little

Cry a Little Source: The Best Science Writing Online

17. Squirt Soda

Squirt Soda Source: Out Of This World! Squirt

18. Gay Dogs?

Gay Dogs? Source: weirdvintage.tumblr.com

19. The One-piece Stretch Terry Jumpsuit

The One-piece Stretch Terry Jumpsuit Source: 25 Outrageous Fashion Ads From

20. Ginger Ale

Ginger Ale Source: 35 Vintage Advertisements - DesignM.ag

21. Old Time Propaganda

Old Time Propaganda Source: Remember Cigarette Ads

22. Complete Feminine Hygiene

Complete Feminine Hygiene Source: oddee.com

23. Men Love Fannies

Men Love Fannies Source: 17 Vintage Ads That Would

24. Eating Lard

Eating Lard Source: The Most Ridiculous Health &

25. Pep Vitamins

Pep Vitamins Source: Community Post: 13 Vintage Ads

26. Orgy! Who Wants to Play?!

Orgy! Who Wants to Play?! Source: 25 Weird Vintage Products &

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Seems like somebody in the marketing department of yesteryear had a rather unorthodox approach to board games. This risque ad leaves little to the imagination and plenty of questions about what exactly constituted family game night during the swinging '60s. While today's adverts are all about hashtag relatability, vintage ads were clearly no stranger to shock value. Who knew that a simple gathering over a game board could suggest such spicy evenings? Remember, Monopoly never started with a wink and an invitation like this one.

27. Old Candy Store Sign

Old Candy Store Sign Source: angelinagherna.hubpages.com

28. When You Can't Wait for Your Dinner

When You Can't Wait for Your Dinner Source: The outrageously politically incorrect adverts

29. Love Apricots

Love Apricots Source: Go Retro!: Vintage Ads That

30. Sega Gaming System

Sega Gaming System Source: 23 Vintage Ads That Would

31. Hilarious Vintage Ad

Hilarious Vintage Ad Source: funny vintage ads | thecarpetbaggernyc

32. These Asthma Cigarettes Are Not Recommended for Children under Six

These Asthma Cigarettes Are Not Recommended for Children under Six Source: 22 Vintage Adverts That Would

33. Well Stacked Sno-Balls

Well Stacked Sno-Balls Source: Found in Mom's Basement: Creepy

34. Accidental Sexual Innuendo

Accidental Sexual Innuendo Source: 6 Retro Ads With Accidental

35. Thanks for the Garbage Disposal

Thanks for the Garbage Disposal Source: Vintage Christmas Advertisements - THE

36. If You Happen to Think That Hair is Fashionable

If You Happen to Think That Hair is Fashionable Source: oddee.com

37. Drink One Large Bottle before Bedtime and Call Me in the Morning

Drink One Large Bottle before Bedtime and Call Me in the Morning Source: Neat Designs – 20 Extremely

38. Selling Shame

Selling Shame Source: Selling Shame: 20 Outrageously Offensive

39. 55% of Your Daily Protein Needs

55% of Your Daily Protein Needs Source: funnyvintageads.com

40. Talking Tampons

Talking Tampons Source: Curiosities: Horrible Vintage Ads

41. Windex

Windex Source: Vintage Ads - April 11th

42. Pyrex as "man Bait!"

Pyrex as "man Bait!" Source: 11 Dec 1948 - The

43. Old Adds for Men

Old Adds for Men Source: ERECTOL VINTAGE AD

44. Kraft Cheese Spread Cartoon

Kraft Cheese Spread Cartoon Source: Vintage Food Advertisements of the

45. Beating Your Wife and Boring Meals in the Same Sentence

Beating Your Wife and Boring Meals in the Same Sentence Source: A CUP OF JO: Vintage

46. Cola Ad

Cola Ad Source: 26 Shockingly Offensive Vintage Ads

47. "Calling All Chubbies!"

"Calling All Chubbies!" Source: Fall in Love With These

48. Nobody Wants a Scale

Nobody Wants a Scale Source: 12 Retro Christmas Ads To

49. Nervous B.o

Nervous B.o Source: 10 More Retro Ads That

50. I Can Cure Homosexuality in Just 10 Days

I Can Cure Homosexuality in Just 10 Days Source: Smart Chicks Commune

51. If You Didn't Use the Right Soap Your Girlfriends Would Gossip about You behind Your Back

If You Didn't Use the Right Soap Your Girlfriends Would Gossip about You behind Your Back Source: Selling Shame: 20 Outrageously Offensive
Offensive or funny? Maybe funny because what else can you do but laugh at something that was actually totally acceptable at one time? I'm not sure I would have liked being a woman in the past. What about you?

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Too funny!!!

You guys that are freaking out need to open your eyes to our society, it's all the same, they just don't have to "spell" it out for you. Sexism is everywhere in the media, they glamorize it. It's stupid and it's the way it's always been, hence the proof here. So my advice to you is to disassociate yourself from it all if it truly makes you unhappy... Or laugh about it.

Most of these adds tell woman how to be better for their man.sexism at the peak.

Was this not an article for entertainment? Times have changed, people have smartened up and most don't agree with these ads. These would never come out now since yes obviously sexism is not funny and I did not say that. You need to chill.

@Daniel is right, some of these are spoofs. But still, these are all funny though! Awesome post! Made me laugh my heart out.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂okay I'm dead. If I ever see an ad like that in this century though WW3 will break out lol

Too funny!! LOL

I agree m4nd4 it's all the same just not as in your face

These are hilarious

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