1 If Someone Tells You to Smile, Put on the Creepiest Grin You Can
This should get him running.
2 "You Couldn't Afford Me."
You're way out of his league.
3 "do You Kiss Your Mother with That Mouth?"
Remind him that he has a female in his life who would hate to hear him disrespect you.
4 "Does That Ever Work?"
His answer is bound to be "no."
5 If Someone Tells You "Nice Tits" or "You're Beautiful," Just Say "I Know."
He's not the first one to compliment you, after all.
6 Ask Them to Repeat Themselves
Then they'll really be embarrassed.
What other ideas can you come up with?