It's a compliment to get hit on, but sometimes you just want to be left alone, which is why you need clever replies to pick up lines. They'll let your admirer know that you're not willing to be messed with. Here are some useful replies to pick up lines:
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1. Are You from Heaven?
If someone asks you if you’re from heaven, take a cue from Robin Scherbatsky on How I Met Your Mother and say, “Yeah, I’m a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, like that pick-up line.” It instantly lets him know that his lack of originality is laughable. This is one of the replies to pick up lines that will put you in the position of power, and make him slink away.
2. What’s Your Sign?
Instead of telling him that you're an Aries, tell him your sign is, "Do not enter." This lets him know that you're not willing to be toyed with. Chances are he's not into astrology, anyway.
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You could say, 'I left it in the capable hands of my cat!' or 'Oh, I outsourced that last week.'
Try saying, 'Good thing I like my space. Just keep the alphabet as it is!' or 'Well, I’d put N and O together.'
You could tease back with, 'Hiding from you, obviously!' or 'Well, waiting for you to get interesting.'
How about, 'Maybe if you walk by with pizza.' or 'Sure, as long as you don't trip this time.'
You can go with, 'Sign? Oh, I'm a Traffic Cone.' or 'I’m a Dollar Sign, baby!'
3. Where Have You Been All My Life?
"Hiding from you." This will either make him laugh or walk away. If you're lucky, it'll be the latter.
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This text is a reply to one of the most common pick-up lines used by men. It is a humorous response that can be used to make a man laugh or make him walk away. This text can be found in an article on a women-focused blog in the category of "funny". The article provides 13 different funny replies to overused and pesky pick-up lines. The replies are written to be light-hearted and entertaining and are intended to give women a humorous way to respond to these lines.
4. Hey, is This Seat Empty?
"Yeah. But mine will be too if you sit down." Make sure you keep this promise if he takes the seat, despite your protest. Otherwise, he'll think you were just joking around.
5. Do You Believe in Love at First Sight or Should I Walk by Again?
"Yeah, but this time, don’t stop." If he's smart, your reply will get him to stop using that pick up line on girls until the end of his days. If not, at least the next girl won't be you.
6. Can I Buy You a Drink?
"Will you buy my boyfriend one, too?" Whether or not you're with another guy, he'll get the hint. It's not very subtle, but it gets the job done.
7. Haven’t I Seen You Someplace before?
"Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore." Of course, if you really do see him frequently, try not to be too offensive. You don't want things to get awkward.
8. What Would You Say if I Asked You out?
"Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time." This is a little rude, but sometimes that's just what you need to get your point across. If you treat him too nicely, he'll be there to stay.
9. If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I'd Put U and I Together
You have a couple of choices here. You can say, "Well, I'd put G and O together," "I'd put H and A together," or you could be super bold and say, "I'd put F and U together." Choose whatever feels right.
10. Do You Believe in Fate?
"No, but I believe in bad luck." After this line, you'll either get into an intense debate about fate and bad luck, or he'll be gone for good. With any hope, you'll get to rest your voice.
11. Where Have I Seen You before?
"In your wildest dreams." This lets him know that he doesn't stand a chance without being too rude. If he wants to see you again, all he has to do is close his eyes.
12. I Could Make You Happy
"How? Are you leaving?" If he doesn't end up leaving, remember that you're free to walk away, as well. No sense sticking around.
13. Your Place or Mine?
"Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine." After this, you can head back home and watch Netflix. At least the boys on Sherlock are dignified.
Sometimes, pick up lines are fun and harmless. At other times, men try to use them to seduce you, which is why you need to be able to shoot back a quick reply. What's the craziest pick up line someone has ever used on you?
Comments
Tori: Niamh O'byrne I don't mean to be rude but you obviously don't get out much, because if you did. You maybe would some of these lines as humorous comebacks to otherwise cringe situations. If a guy is nice and polite I would respect that and be polite back, but a lot of guys are also full of themselves and think girls are only in bars to meet guys to sleep with. In a lot of cases a woman doesn't even have the chance for comeback especially if she's dancing with her friends, a guy will just come from behind her and grab her with out her permission. Is that treating us women as human beings? or just objects?
Crystal: lol! love this by far my fav post.... if your the kinda girl that likes these cheesy and very disturbing things being said to you then I suggest you not read this
_Jai: I thought this was funny and cute
Niamh: tori, it's interesting that you say you don't mean to be rude but then are. the article is not about a guy grabbing a girl on a dancefloor. of course, in that case, it is unacceptable. the article is about rude response to cheesy chat up lines, which is being rude to someone who has not been rude to you.
CrazyGirl: LOL!! Well done!:)
Anonymous: that was fun...this made laugh!!!!
Mariuxi: These are mean. It probably took that guy a lot of courage to walk up to you... Idk there has to be a better way
Nat: Very Funny. I like number 7
Nadia: For the alphabet one it's better to say "why when n and o are already together?", great comebacks tho!
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