13 Funny Replies to Overused, Pesky Pick-up Lines ...

13 Funny Replies to Overused, Pesky Pick-up Lines ...
By Holly • Oct 4, 2021 MD

It's a compliment to get hit on, but sometimes you just want to be left alone, which is why you need clever replies to pick up lines. They'll let your admirer know that you're not willing to be messed with. Here are some useful replies to pick up lines:

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1. Are You from Heaven?

If someone asks you if you’re from heaven, take a cue from Robin Scherbatsky on How I Met Your Mother and say, “Yeah, I’m a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, like that pick-up line.” It instantly lets him know that his lack of originality is laughable. This is one of the replies to pick up lines that will put you in the position of power, and make him slink away.

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2. What’s Your Sign?

Instead of telling him that you're an Aries, tell him your sign is, "Do not enter." This lets him know that you're not willing to be toyed with. Chances are he's not into astrology, anyway.

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3. Where Have You Been All My Life?

"Hiding from you." This will either make him laugh or walk away. If you're lucky, it'll be the latter.

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This text is a reply to one of the most common pick-up lines used by men. It is a humorous response that can be used to make a man laugh or make him walk away. This text can be found in an article on a women-focused blog in the category of "funny". The article provides 13 different funny replies to overused and pesky pick-up lines. The replies are written to be light-hearted and entertaining and are intended to give women a humorous way to respond to these lines.

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4. Hey, is This Seat Empty?

"Yeah. But mine will be too if you sit down." Make sure you keep this promise if he takes the seat, despite your protest. Otherwise, he'll think you were just joking around.

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5. Do You Believe in Love at First Sight or Should I Walk by Again?

"Yeah, but this time, don’t stop." If he's smart, your reply will get him to stop using that pick up line on girls until the end of his days. If not, at least the next girl won't be you.

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6. Can I Buy You a Drink?

"Will you buy my boyfriend one, too?" Whether or not you're with another guy, he'll get the hint. It's not very subtle, but it gets the job done.

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7. Haven’t I Seen You Someplace before?

"Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore." Of course, if you really do see him frequently, try not to be too offensive. You don't want things to get awkward.

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8. What Would You Say if I Asked You out?

"Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time." This is a little rude, but sometimes that's just what you need to get your point across. If you treat him too nicely, he'll be there to stay.

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9. If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I'd Put U and I Together

You have a couple of choices here. You can say, "Well, I'd put G and O together," "I'd put H and A together," or you could be super bold and say, "I'd put F and U together." Choose whatever feels right.

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10. Do You Believe in Fate?

"No, but I believe in bad luck." After this line, you'll either get into an intense debate about fate and bad luck, or he'll be gone for good. With any hope, you'll get to rest your voice.

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11. Where Have I Seen You before?

"In your wildest dreams." This lets him know that he doesn't stand a chance without being too rude. If he wants to see you again, all he has to do is close his eyes.

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12. I Could Make You Happy

"How? Are you leaving?" If he doesn't end up leaving, remember that you're free to walk away, as well. No sense sticking around.

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13. Your Place or Mine?

"Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine." After this, you can head back home and watch Netflix. At least the boys on Sherlock are dignified.

Sometimes, pick up lines are fun and harmless. At other times, men try to use them to seduce you, which is why you need to be able to shoot back a quick reply. What's the craziest pick up line someone has ever used on you?

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  • Nadia

    2015-05-02T15:40:19.049Z

    For the alphabet one it's better to say "why when n and o are already together?", great comebacks tho!
  • Tori

    2014-05-21T07:53:58.214Z

    Niamh O'byrne I don't mean to be rude but you obviously don't get out much, because if you did. You maybe would some of these lines as humorous comebacks to otherwise cringe situations. If a guy is nice and polite I would respect that and be polite back, but a lot of guys are also full of themselves and think girls are only in bars to meet guys to sleep with. In a lot of cases a woman doesn't even have the chance for comeback especially if she's dancing with her friends, a guy will just come from behind her and grab her with out her permission. Is that treating us women as human beings? or just objects?
  • Paul

    2014-05-20T20:25:39.932Z

    so why even go to a bar if your going to be ride to the people there? just stay home!! they were funny though!!
  • Inna

    2014-05-20T18:21:07.672Z

    wow! I need to remember by heart all those quick but very clear answers!!;) lol
  • Crystal

    2014-05-21T16:25:53.917Z

    lol! love this by far my fav post.... if your the kinda girl that likes these cheesy and very disturbing things being said to you then I suggest you not read this
  • Cheyenne

    2014-10-19T16:18:27.872Z

    Sherlock is completely dignified
  • Amelia

    2014-05-20T18:18:26.508Z

    I have to disagree with Niamh, If a guy talks to you when you don't want him to (especially if he just wants to get into your pants!) then you don't owe him anything, particularly not politeness! Be blunt and get your point across!! Great and funny article :)
  • Niamh

    2014-05-20T17:58:57.698Z

    what a mean article. it's hard enough for guy's to make a move on a woman. this article tells me that it's ok to be rude to another human being. their crime? coming to speak to me!
  • alexa

    2014-05-20T23:01:59.836Z

    what about "you look a lot like my next girlfriend"?
  • Miriam

    2015-06-01T15:12:21.614Z

    Love this!
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