7 Commonly Misused Words and Expressions in My Neck of the Woods ...

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In the south, outsiders tend to find the local dialog somewhat comical, so for this reason it's a great time to discover seven commonly misused words and expressions in my neck of the woods. I promise, I'm not making fun of southerners; I'm simply poking fun at myself and how erroneous I was until about nine years old. So, let's have a great laugh by learning seven commonly misused words and expressions in my neck of the woods.

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“Death Whelmed over”

My first moment of hilarity comes with the first of the commonly misused words and expressions, “Death Whelmed Over.” In the south, you'll hear someone prose the question, “How are you feeling today?” to which a common response is, “I feel like death whelmed over.” Luckily, I discovered that the correct response is “Death warmed up,” and surprise, it all made perfect sense.

2

“Chester Drawers”

I always wondered when I was little, “Who's Chester and why are we using his drawers to store our clothing?” To my relief, the expression is, of course, “chest of drawers.” I was relieved mostly because I was a little frightened that Chester may make a visit to my bedroom and decide he wanted his drawers back.

3

“for All Intensive Purposes”

With this misused expression, I always wondered what 'intensive' purposes warranted actions attached to the expression. I recall someone saying once, “For all intensive purposes, we'll call him Jack.” I wondered what did 'Jack' do that was so intense that we were initiating our own extreme purposes to discuss him. The expression “For all intents and purposes” works so much better.

4

“Irregardless”

This is another word that has always been comical. Upon hearing it, it would always strike me as odd. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that it was improper English. Now, I do rag anyone who says it, especially my ex-husband.

5

“Pacific”

The word 'specific' is, as I have learned, a little difficult for some to pronounce. I'd heard my father say 'pacific' so many times growing up, there was always the assumption that it was correct. As sad as it may sound, it was a real eye-opener when the word 'specific' became a spelling word for my class in elementary school. Being somewhat sarcastic, today I correct anyone who says “Pacific” by informing them that it's actually the Atlantic, not the Pacific that our state is within close proximity to. The puzzled looks on their faces are hilarious.

6

“Beckon Call”

“Beck and call” has been misused in more than one way in the south. From “beckon call” to “bacon call,” the variations of the expression are nothing short of hilarious. Yes, I have asked what bacon has to do with anything. Believe me, even I came up with some 'knee-slappers' myself.

7

Old Timer's Disease

In the south, there are several different names for Alzheimer's disease. They range from Old Timer's disease to Old Folk's disease. While, yes, it affects seniors, it always seemed rude to me to label it as such. But still, it's still funny to hear someone besides myself misuse the expression.

Misused expressions and words are often funny. They make some of us go into grammar Nazi mode, but still we find the humor within the frustration. What are some misused words and expressions you hear frequently in your area?

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im a southerner too! you forgot "finna" Like I'm finna go to the store. lol or talm bout; what are you talking about? I don't speak like this but the ppl around me do and its annoying

is this for real?

funny! I've heard all of these, but usually it's kids- even my own! my son still says "pacific" instead of specific.

These are not southern phrases. Some of them (chest of drawers) sound that way due to the speakers accent. Others are simply due to ignorance, which is certainly not confined to any particular region.

as a southerner, I learned so much from this post! :o

I live in Alabama. The nation is still teaching their young people that we speak in some type of hick dialect. I guess there are some who do. Most of us do not. But our state is rich with educated people, beaches that will shame almost anywhere, and kindness you will not find anywhere else in the world. So stay in your echo chamber. You people have no idea who we are, and we are very happy about that.

in my area it mean death warmed over, and I have heard soo many people say All Timer's Disease. I have heard people sincerely argue that it is not Alzheimer's lol.

I use all in the mud-west

it drives me crazy when people say " for all intensive purposes." it's been bothering me for years!!!

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