11 Silly Pokemon Pick-up Lines ...


No matter how old you are, there are bound to be tons of people in your age group that still play Pokemon. For whatever reason, it's highly addictive and anyone can enjoy it. If you know your crush is obsessed with the Pokemon games or with the show, here are some pick-up lines that you can use on him:

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If You Were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!

Here's the most obvious pick-up line. Before every battle, a trainer has to state his Pokemon's name and say, "I choose you," so why don't you do the same with your crush? If he's a big fan of the enterprise, it'll at least make him smile.


I Think I Need a Paralyze Heal, Because You're Stunning

Don't be boring by telling your crush he's cute. Say it in an original way, like this. It's bound to get his attention.


My Kadabra Just Used Future Sight, and It Looks like We've Got a Future Together

Want to urge him to ask you out? This line will let him know exactly how you feel. If you're lucky, he'll ask you on a date right then and there.


You're Such a Good Catch, I Think I'll Use My Only MASTER BALL on You

Everybody knows how expensive master balls are. You don't want to waste them on just any Pokemon. You save them for the special ones, and your crush is definitely one of them.


My Love for You Burns like a Charmander's Tail

No one can resist the cuteness of a Charmander, which is why he's the perfect Pokemon to use in a pick-up line. Everybody loves him, so your crush is sure to think your compliment is extra adorable.


If You Were in a Pokemon Contest, You'd Win First Place in the Beauty/Cuteness Category

Here's another way to tell your crush that you find him attractive. Of course, it's a way that he'll appreciate. He'll probably brag to all his friends about it.


I'm a Real Machamp, if You Know What I Mean

This one should be used after you accomplish something impressive. Did you just finish running a marathon? There's your chance.


Did You Use CONFUSE RAY? Because You're Making Me Dizzy

Guys can be a bit oblivious, so make sure he knows that this is a compliment. You wouldn't want him to assume that you're insulting him when you're actually trying to land a date.


I Wish I Were an Abra, so I Could TELEPORT to Your Bedroom

This one is pretty blunt. It'll let him know that you're ready to get frisky. After you use this line, be prepared to get kissed.


What's Your Favorite Pokemon Move? Mine is Lick

If you're comfortable with saying something a little more sexual, here's a great pick-up line. Of course, you don't have to use 'lick.' You can go with something a little more creative.


Baby Are You a Flareon? Because You're a Sexy Fox

This one is clever, but it works best if his favorite Pokemon is a Flareon. If it's not, figure out which one is and try to make up a pick-up line based off of it.

Pokemon will always hold a special place in our hearts, no matter how old we are. Can you think of any more silly Pokemon pick-up lines?

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I would never say any of these things. Except maybe the "I choose you" one. The rest are weird and unusual.

You missed, "I'd like to Pikachu when you're naked."

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