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61 Hilariously Sassy E-Cards That We Cant Get Enough of ...

By Sheila

Sassy e-cards are among my most favorite things about the internet! You've got to love an e-card that perfectly describes your emotions about something while being hilariously rude. If you're a huge fan of sarcasm as well, here are 61 sassy e-cards that will make your day!

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1. For the Procrastinators

Via yup

I can totally relate to this sassy e-card because I never get things done until it's too late. This is how coffee and I became best friends.

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Ah, the sweet thrill of racing against a deadline, with caffeine as my co-pilot. Most nights, you can find me in a chaotic dance with time, a symphony of frantic keystrokes and gulps of liquid energy. It's a love-hate relationship; I hate the panic but love the adrenaline rush. And every single time, I swear I'll start earlier on the next task... right after one more scroll through Pinterest for that perfect motivational quote. Who am I kidding? I'll probably stumble upon another five hilarious e-cards to share with my fellow comrades in procrastination.

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6. Just Say It

Just Say It Via #Someecards

If I see another sly tweet or FB status, I'm going to scream! Communicate, people.

8. JENGA!

JENGA! Via someecards

Hahahaha! I would LOVE to try this someday.

9. Some People

Some People Via Someecards

Wouldn't it be nice if you could just express how you truly feel about someone instead of pretending to like them everyday?

11. English

English Via Humor(:

Oh how these variations make me cringe. It's not that hard to type, is it?

12. Arguments

Arguments Via Funnies

Well, that's one way to win an argument

17. Ninja Mode

Ninja Mode Via Just funny

Not to mention the monumental relief you feel when you realize you were just being a silly goop.

19. Snooki, Anyone?

Snooki, Anyone? Via Humor

Unfortunately, I can't claim the same. Sometimes, you just need a stupid "reality show" to make you feel better about your own life.

22. A Special Day for Stupidity

A Special Day for Stupidity Via Funny

Ooo, how I would love to say this to some people!

23. Hangry

Hangry Via images.google.com

As a victim of "hangriness", I know exactly how this works. Thankfully, my close friends now know to stay away until I've been fed. Mmm...food.

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Fab. Love em

#15 is school for me

The last one... The BEST.

Love these!

SO FREAKIN TRUE

So many of these are me especially number 15!

Number 25 hahaha

Had lovely time reading all of tyem

loved!!

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