Sassy e-cards are among my most favorite things about the internet! You've got to love an e-card that perfectly describes your emotions about something while being hilariously rude. If you're a huge fan of sarcasm as well, here are 61 sassy e-cards that will make your day!
Snapshot Survey
Snapshot Survey
1. For the Procrastinators
Via yup
I can totally relate to this sassy e-card because I never get things done until it's too late. This is how coffee and I became best friends.
Ah, the sweet thrill of racing against a deadline, with caffeine as my co-pilot. Most nights, you can find me in a chaotic dance with time, a symphony of frantic keystrokes and gulps of liquid energy. It's a love-hate relationship; I hate the panic but love the adrenaline rush. And every single time, I swear I'll start earlier on the next task... right after one more scroll through Pinterest for that perfect motivational quote. Who am I kidding? I'll probably stumble upon another five hilarious e-cards to share with my fellow comrades in procrastination.
2. Sunglasses
Fellow stalkers rejoice!
3. Soulmates
Via If you like this quote...you'll ...
Love is a two way street.
4. Mind Your Language
Via You call them "cuss words" ...
I think some sentences wouldn't quite have the same effect without cuss words.
5. Oh to Be "that" Person
It's so hard to keep your mouth shut sometimes!
6. Just Say It
Via #Someecards
If I see another sly tweet or FB status, I'm going to scream! Communicate, people.
7. Safe Place
Via Keep Calm, Quotes & Funny ...
Seriously, it's like every "safe place" turns into a black hole the minute you turn your back.
8. JENGA!
Via someecards
Hahahaha! I would LOVE to try this someday.
9. Some People
Via Someecards
Wouldn't it be nice if you could just express how you truly feel about someone instead of pretending to like them everyday?
10. Wise Ass
Via Free Ecards, Funny Ecards, Greeting ...
I hate people who don't let me finish my sentences!
11. English
Via Humor(:
Oh how these variations make me cringe. It's not that hard to type, is it?
12. Arguments
Via Funnies
Well, that's one way to win an argument
13. A Woman's Mind
Via Funny, Isn't It
This is so true!
14. Because Discrimination is Wrong....
Via I don't discriminate. I hate ...
Can you blame me?
15. Too Much Effort
This is me on most weekends.
16. Work Week
Via Chuck's Fun Page 2: An ...
Now that sounds like a fun work week!
17. Ninja Mode
Via Just funny
Not to mention the monumental relief you feel when you realize you were just being a silly goop.
18. Breakup Ecards
Via 15 E-Cards You Wish You ...
That's what I should have said to my ex.
19. Snooki, Anyone?
Via Humor
Unfortunately, I can't claim the same. Sometimes, you just need a stupid "reality show" to make you feel better about your own life.
20. Being Antisocial
It's like a disease.
21. Oh Lordy Lord!
Via If you get caught sleeping ...
Because there is no wrong time to say a prayer, right?
22. A Special Day for Stupidity
Via Funny
Ooo, how I would love to say this to some people!
23. Hangry
As a victim of "hangriness", I know exactly how this works. Thankfully, my close friends now know to stay away until I've been fed. Mmm...food.
24. Stupidity
Via So funny
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