23 Hysterical Drunk Text Fails ...

By Heather • Oct 15, 2015

Alright, so we have all been there. We've had too much to drink, grab our phones and start to drunk text our friends. The problem? Our friends are assholes and they screenshot it and submit to it Tumblr, where we have to relive our drunk texts forever!

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1. We do Not Understand Your Request

We do Not Understand Your Request

2. A Half Dozen Babies

A Half Dozen Babies

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3. 'but I'm Sober!'

'but I'm Sober!'

4. HELP ME!

HELP ME!

5. Harry Potter Drunk?

Harry Potter Drunk? Harry Potter Drunk?

6. Goodnight Nate

Goodnight Nate

7. Poor Kitty

Poor Kitty

8. I Lost My Phone!

I Lost My Phone!

9. Oh, Hagrid!

Oh, Hagrid!

10. Dad?

Dad?

11. Wrong Number

Wrong Number

12. Just Realized That's My Own Text …

Just Realized That's My Own Text …

13. Let's Sext!

Let's Sext!

14. Drink Some Water Mom

Drink Some Water Mom

15. Paper Plate Driving!

Paper Plate Driving!

16. Apple Juice Anyone?

Apple Juice Anyone?

17. Clownfish Drunk?

Clownfish Drunk?

18. Dora, is That You?

Dora, is That You?

19. Cinderella!

Cinderella!

20. SPONGEBOB

SPONGEBOB

21. Grow Mario, Grow!

Grow Mario, Grow!

22. Angry Birds Game – Live Action!

Angry Birds Game – Live Action!

23. Oops...

Oops... Now that you've had a good laugh, what are some of your drunk texts that you've sent? Share 'em!

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  • Jade

    2015-11-26T04:31:22.489Z

    I've never cried so hard from laughter in my life!
  • Bk

    2015-10-16T00:34:32.698Z

    This is hilarious 😂😂😂
  • Cici

    2015-10-16T16:42:31.632Z

    The fact that one dude said he pissed on a cat...damn
  • Palak

    2015-10-15T17:19:07.736Z

    Haha oh my god I can't stop laughing X'D
  • Kashish

    2015-10-16T08:41:46.937Z

    Oh my god! The best genuinely funny article after a long time! It ticked my funny bone! I cant stop laughing!
  • Lily

    2015-10-16T01:48:22.872Z

    Oh my god I love these so much!!
  • RavailAsfand

    2015-10-17T08:04:44.727Z

    Hilarious ! 😂
  • GJP

    2015-10-15T20:57:29.332Z

    ha ha
  • thursday

    2015-10-15T20:52:51.229Z

    Three wasn't a real texts it was an imagine text for Luke Hemings from 5sos
  • Ayjia

    2015-10-19T15:59:40.588Z

    Super funny!
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