23 Hysterical Drunk Text Fails ...

By Heather

Alright, so we have all been there. We've had too much to drink, grab our phones and start to drunk text our friends. The problem? Our friends are assholes and they screenshot it and submit to it Tumblr, where we have to relive our drunk texts forever!

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1. We do Not Understand Your Request

We do Not Understand Your Request

2. A Half Dozen Babies

A Half Dozen Babies

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3. 'but I'm Sober!'

'but I'm Sober!'

4. HELP ME!

HELP ME!

5. Harry Potter Drunk?

Harry Potter Drunk? Harry Potter Drunk?

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6. Goodnight Nate

Goodnight Nate

7. Poor Kitty

Poor Kitty

8. I Lost My Phone!

I Lost My Phone!

9. Oh, Hagrid!

Oh, Hagrid!

10. Dad?

Dad?

11. Wrong Number

Wrong Number

12. Just Realized That's My Own Text …

Just Realized That's My Own Text …

13. Let's Sext!

Let's Sext!

14. Drink Some Water Mom

Drink Some Water Mom

15. Paper Plate Driving!

Paper Plate Driving!

16. Apple Juice Anyone?

Apple Juice Anyone?

17. Clownfish Drunk?

Clownfish Drunk?

18. Dora, is That You?

Dora, is That You?

19. Cinderella!

Cinderella!

20. SPONGEBOB

SPONGEBOB

21. Grow Mario, Grow!

Grow Mario, Grow!

22. Angry Birds Game – Live Action!

Angry Birds Game – Live Action!

23. Oops...

Oops... Now that you've had a good laugh, what are some of your drunk texts that you've sent? Share 'em!

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Hilarious ! 😂

Three wasn't a real texts it was an imagine text for Luke Hemings from 5sos

The fact that one dude said he pissed on a cat...damn

Oh my god I love these so much!!

I've never cried so hard from laughter in my life!

Oh my god! The best genuinely funny article after a long time! It ticked my funny bone! I cant stop laughing!

ha ha

This is hilarious 😂😂😂

Haha oh my god I can't stop laughing X'D

Super funny!

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