17 Funny Excuses to Use for Skipping Class ...

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17 Funny Excuses to Use for Skipping Class ...
17 Funny Excuses to Use for Skipping Class ...

No one wants to go to school, especially when the weather is still nice. That's why you need to have some good excuses ready that you can use when you decide to play hooky. Don't have any? Well, you're in luck, because here are a few of the funniest excuses you could ever use for skipping class:

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1

I’m Allergic to Responsibility

I’m Allergic to Responsibility The older you get, the more responsibilities you have. Of course, most of them aren't any fun, which is why sometimes you just have to rebel.

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Taking adulting with a pinch of salt, sometimes sneezing at the mere mention of bills, deadlines, and appointments—that must be the histamines reacting. You can bet if there were an antihistamine for shrugging off duties, it would sell like hotcakes at a Sunday brunch. Donning the invisible cloak of denial, we might find ourselves amusingly whispering to our to-do lists, "You can't see me," as we stealthily sidestep them. It’s the little rebellious streak that keeps things spicy—because, let's face it, being a grown-up can feel like a bland diet of endless obligations.

2

It Wasn’t Destined to Happen

It Wasn’t Destined to Happen Some things just aren't meant to be. Your teacher should understand that.

3

I Was at a Procrastinators Club Meeting

I Was at a Procrastinators Club Meeting This excuse will work when you skip school, and when you're late for school. It's versatile!

4

I Couldn’t Come on an Empty Stomach

I Couldn’t Come on an Empty Stomach It's embarrassing to have your stomach grumble in the middle of a quiet class. That's why skipping was your only option.

5

I Had a Bad Hair Day

I Had a Bad Hair Day If your crush is in your class, you can't let him see you at your worst.

6

I Misplaced My Motivation

I Misplaced My Motivation Hey, if you don't have any motivation, how can you be expected to go to class?

7

My Biological Clock is Ticking

My Biological Clock is Ticking Of course, your teacher might give you a weird look when they hear this, because it suggests you skipped class to have sex.

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This one's especially risqué and not for the faint-hearted, but hey, when desperation kicks in, all bets are off, right? Do remember, however, this excuse leans heavily on the outrageous side and might just leave your educator questioning your priorities, not to mention your sense of appropriateness! Let's just say, tread carefully with this one, because implying that procreation took precedence over education is quite the gambit. If your cheeky charm isn't on point, it might be time to clock back into reality and think of a plan B!

8

I Thought We Needed Some Time Apart

I Thought We Needed Some Time Apart Tell your professor that you don't think it's healthy for you two to be spending so much time together. You decided a break was best for the both of you.

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It's no secret that college students often find themselves skipping class for a variety of reasons. From needing a break from the stress of studying to just wanting to sleep in, there are plenty of excuses to get out of class. But if you need a funny excuse to use when skipping class, you can always tell your professor that you thought you needed some time apart.

It's a funny excuse that might get a laugh out of your professor, but it's also a valid reason. After all, too much time spent together can be unhealthy for any relationship. So if you and your professor have been spending too much time together, it might be a good idea to take a break.

Of course, if you decide to use this excuse, make sure you explain it in a respectful way. After all, you don't want to offend your professor or make them think you're not taking your studies seriously.

If you want to make the excuse even funnier, you can even include a gif of someone looking away from each other with a caption saying "I thought we needed some time apart". It's sure to get a chuckle out of your professor and it might even be enough to get you out of class for the day.

9

Why Are You so Obsessed with Me?

Why Are You so Obsessed with Me? If your teacher keeps asking you why you were absent, hit them with this question. It'll teach them to keep their nose out of your business.

10

I Made Too Much Food and Couldn’t Let It Go to Waste

I Made Too Much Food and Couldn’t Let It Go to Waste You're broke, so it would be painful to let an entire cake go to waste, wouldn't it?

11

I Was in Jail

I Was in Jail Unless your teacher goes to the police to find out if you're telling the truth, it's an excuse they can't argue with.

12

Netflix Needed Me More than You Did

Netflix Needed Me More than You Did You can't leave your buddy Netflix alone for too long, or you'll both suffer. That's why you decided to take a sick day to lounge on your couch and binge watch random shows.

13

I Actually Wanted to Have a Good Day

I Actually Wanted to Have a Good Day This is about as honest as you can get. After all, if you ever want to have a good day, the obvious thing to do is skip class.

14

I Knew I'd Learn More on the Internet than in Class

I Knew I'd Learn More on the Internet than in Class If you spend the day searching the web instead of sitting in class, you might actually learn more from Google than from your professors. It's funny how the world works.

15

I Had a Severe Allergic Reaction to Your Syllabus

I Had a Severe Allergic Reaction to Your Syllabus You don't want to lie about having allergic reactions to peanut butter or any other food. That's why you should take the honest route by blaming the syllabus.

16

I Forgot Where the Room Was

I Forgot Where the Room Was If you couldn't find your classroom, then how could you make it to class? It's an impossible task.

17

My Mental Health Comes First

My Mental Health Comes First This one is more honest than comical. Your mental health is more important than your grades, after all.

Your teachers might not appreciate these excuses, but they certainly are funny. What's the most ridiculous excuse you've ever used for skipping class?

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If it's useless, don't read it. Simple as that. This is hilarious 😂👍🏽

these are funny

#14 that is so not true he is so funny

Then again for some people that’s the way they get people’s attention by writing stupid titles. I won’t read it. The tile is stupid enough. Yes I do have a sense of humour so do we all who don’t like the article

@ Tayliscious whatever

Don't skip class.

@Fezandbowtie , I think your the one that needs help thanks. You don't know anything about others lives so learn how to laugh yourself sometimes

Actually the people who have commented and said that this article is nonsense is useless are so right. Yes we do have a sense of humour but we all so are wise. What a stupid title for an article.

It's suppose to be a funny article people, if you honestly think you should say these things then you need help and need to learn how to laugh sometimes 👍🏽☺️ .

ahaha

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