Some people will call you lazy, just because you like to lounge around on your days off. Of course, that doesn't make you lazy. It just makes you good at enjoying a vacation. Whether of not you're legitimately lazy, here are a few of the best comebacks to use the next time someone calls you that:
You might as well prove their point. If you're lazy, then why on earth would you use up your energy trying to think of a clever response?
You never know when the zombie apocalypse could strike. If it happens later on in the day, you'll be ready for it.
I mean really, who likes wearing a bra? They're so confining. It's better to stay home, so that you don't have to wear one.
You don't want to be the first person to die from hard work, do you? That would be devastating.
If they're going to insult you, you might as well insult them right back. Of course, you can replace "you" with "ugly," "stupid," or whatever other personalized insult you'd like.
If your parents are the ones calling you lazy, they're being hypocritical. After all, they're the ones who raised you to be whom you are.
Why would you run a 5k when you could have a Netflix marathon, instead? It's a lot easier to train for.
If your crush calls you lazy, use this line. It'll let them know that you're better than they think in the bedroom.
You have to finish your to-do list from yesterday before you can start on your to-do list for today. It's the responsible thing to do.
Computers and cell phones do it, so why can't you? You're just following the crowd.
There's no sense in trying to reach an impossible goal. That's why it's better to be lazy.
There's no reason to use up your energy cleaning when everything is going to get messy again eventually, right?
Aren't you happiest when you're relaxed? Then why should you do anything other than relax?
You're going to get tired eventually, so you might as well rest. Then you'll be ahead of the game.
It's not our fault that there are dozens of interesting shows and movies that we can watch with the click of a button. Blame Netflix.
This is a fact that they won't be able to argue with. Without lazy people, would we even have remote controls?
There are some activities you have no interest in doing, so why do them at all?
We're all capable of being lazy every once in a while, so don't worry about it. What other comebacks have you used after being called lazy?
Please rate this article
Comments
Popular
Related
Recent
