The 21 Biggest Pick up Line Failures ...

By Holly

The 21 Biggest Pick up Line Failures ...

If a man delivers a corny pickup line the right way, he can win you over. Of course, it's rare for that to happen. Most guys just end up crashing and burning. If a weird pickup line has never been used on you before, here are some of the worst cases of them:

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1 Angel from Heaven

Angel from Heaven The woman's comeback is better than the man's pickup line! Now isn't that sad?

2 Space Pants

Space Pants This pickup line is overused, so it's not surprising that the woman had a comeback ready. Men really need to start being more creative.

3 Genetics

Genetics You should never date a man with poor grammar. Conversations can get confusing rather quickly.

4 Computer Lingo

Computer Lingo Older woman know what they're talking about. That's why pickup lines like these should never be used.

5 Eggplants

Eggplants This emoji needs to stop being used to represent male genitalia. Poor eggplants.

6 Earthquakes

Earthquakes Don't let a man mistake you for an angel when you're really a demon. He deserves to know the truth.

7 America

America This pick line actually worked, which is pretty surprising. But there's a first for everything.

8 Hurt Feet

Hurt Feet What's better than one horrible pickup line? Three, of course!

9 Solve for X

Solve for X Don't you hate finding X during class? It's even worse when a man asks for your help finding it.

10 Washing Machines

Washing Machines Now this one is just disgusting. Some men have zero manners.

11 Pretty Eyes

Pretty Eyes This one started out strong. However, he took a wrong turn somewhere down the line.

12 Raisins

Raisins No one knows where this pickup line was going. Unfortunately, she ruined it for all of us.

13 Planets

Planets Here's another tasteless pickup line. Men should really stop being pigs when they want to land a princess.

14 An Orphanage

An Orphanage This one could be considered controversial. It's highly unlikely that it actually works two out of three times.

15 Rearrange the Alphabet

Rearrange the Alphabet Most of the time, men say that they'd rearrange the alphabet by putting "U" and "I" together. While that version is cornier, it's also sweeter.

16 Appendix

Appendix This one didn't even get a reply. It was that bad.

17 Straight to the Point

Straight to the Point Sometimes, it's better to be blunt. At other times, it pays to take things slow.

18 Christmas

Christmas No one wants to be talked to like this. Thankfully, the woman had a delightful little comeback to keep him away.

19 Decimal Points

Decimal Points You probably shouldn't ask women to rate you when you know they're going to give you a low number. It'll only ruin your self esteem.

20 Stopped My Heart

Stopped My Heart This pickup line didn't earn as many points as the man had hoped. It just made it clear why he's single.

21 Future Children

Future Children There's no reason for him to worry about children when he can't even land a date. He's thinking way too far ahead.

If you've never heard any of these crummy pickup lines before, be thankful for it. Which one of these photos do you find the funniest?

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Lol! These are funny!

#16 didn't get a response, but the message was liked. Don't know why tho...

Ahahhaha 13&14;. Bye Felicia.

Some of these are really funny!

Ive heard some of these. "Did u hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?' Seems the most popular. And 'i lost my number. Can i have yours?" This came from a guy who was actually dating my best friend at the time. Needless to say, that ended his chances with her.

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