We've been interpreting the meaning behind works of art for centuries. But have you ever thought what the subject of a painting might actually text if they had a smartphone today?

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1. 5 Second Rule

5 Second Rule Source: If Paintings Could Text

2. Relax

Relax Source: If Paintings Could Text

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6. Kinky

Kinky Source: If Paintings Could Text

7. Let down

Let down Source: If Paintings Could Text

8. Evidence

Evidence Source: If Paintings Could Text

9. Jealousy

Jealousy Source: If Paintings Could Text

10. Challenges

Challenges Source: If Paintings Could Text

11. Relationship Inspiration

Relationship Inspiration Source: If Paintings Could Text

12. Sex

Sex

13. Sober

Sober Source: If Paintings Could Text

14. Juxtaposition

Juxtaposition Source: If Paintings Could Text

15. Love

Love Source: If Paintings Could Text

16. Mailmen

Mailmen Source: If Paintings Could Text

17. Reasons

Reasons Source: If Paintings Could Text

18. Motherly Love

Motherly Love Source: If Paintings Could Text

19. Friendship

Friendship Source: If Paintings Could Text

20. Always Take Your Makeup off before Going to Bed

Always Take Your Makeup off before Going to Bed Source: If Paintings Could Text

21. Feminism

Feminism Source: If Paintings Could Text

22. Bathtime

Bathtime Source: If Paintings Could Text

23. Evil Weed

Evil Weed Source: If Paintings Could Text

24. Time to Grow up

Time to Grow up

25. Big Story

Big Story Source: If Paintings Could Text

26. Wine O-clock

Wine O-clock Source: If Paintings Could Text

27. Alternative Margarita

Alternative Margarita Source: If Paintings Could Text

28. Ideal Partners

Ideal Partners Source: If Paintings Could Text

29. Quick Fix

Quick Fix Source: If Paintings Could Text

30. Self Love

Self Love Source: If Paintings Could Text

31. Grammar

Grammar Source: If Paintings Could Text

32. Jell-o: a Panacea for Everything

Jell-o: a Panacea for Everything Source: If Paintings Could Text

33. Multi-tasker

Multi-tasker Source: If Paintings Could Text

34. Pride

Pride Source: If Paintings Could Text

35. Regrets

Regrets Source: If Paintings Could Text

36. Hangovers

Hangovers Source: If Paintings Could Text

37. Uh Oh

Uh Oh Source: If Paintings Could Text

38. Ambition

Ambition Source: If Paintings Could Text

39. Revenge

Revenge Source: If Paintings Could Text

40. Faking It

Faking It Source: If Paintings Could Text

41. Bad Memory

Bad Memory Source: If Paintings Could Text

42. Location

Location Source: If Paintings Could Text

43. Punny

Punny Source: If Paintings Could Text

44. Texting

Texting Source: If Paintings Could Text

45. Sleep

Sleep Source: If Paintings Could Text

46. Bad Timing

Bad Timing Source: If Paintings Could Text

47. Rules of Gardening

Rules of Gardening Source: If Paintings Could Text

48. Birthday Celebrations

Birthday Celebrations Source: If Paintings Could Text

49. Life Support

Life Support Source: If Paintings Could Text

50. It Makes Sense

It Makes Sense Source: If Paintings Could Text

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Not even sharp or ingenious, most jokes about "dirty sex" or being drunk, many are not even understandable.

Love the paintings, but not the texts.

These are a load of rubbish. The article is pointless. Not every painting or art work is based on sex.

Chill out, I majored it art history and conservation and these are freaking hilarious

Very distasteful

At least we now all know profanity is considered free speech on"AllWomenStalk," oh, & nudity too!

You shouldn't be putting women down through this stupid article

This is more like porno images not art huu

ha, this is funny!!!!

Lighten up folks! This is hilarious!

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1. 5 Second Rule

2. Relax

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3. Lie in

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4. Feeling Blue

5. Feelings

Gallery Spotlight

6. Kinky

7. Let down

8. Evidence

9. Jealousy

10. Challenges

11. Relationship Inspiration

12. Sex

13. Sober

14. Juxtaposition

15. Love

16. Mailmen

17. Reasons

18. Motherly Love

19. Friendship

20. Always Take Your Makeup off before Going to Bed

21. Feminism

22. Bathtime

23. Evil Weed

24. Time to Grow up

25. Big Story

26. Wine O-clock

27. Alternative Margarita

28. Ideal Partners

29. Quick Fix

30. Self Love

31. Grammar

32. Jell-o: a Panacea for Everything

33. Multi-tasker

34. Pride

35. Regrets

36. Hangovers

37. Uh Oh

38. Ambition

39. Revenge

40. Faking It

41. Bad Memory

42. Location

43. Punny

44. Texting

45. Sleep

46. Bad Timing

47. Rules of Gardening

48. Birthday Celebrations

49. Life Support

50. It Makes Sense

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