Latin is a language that we shouldn't let fade away completely, even if we only remember a few words here and there. In addition to feeling good about yourself for helping resurrect a dead language, you can also feel intelligent about knowing words that your friends won't understand unless you're nice enough to translate for them. Here are some of the silliest Latin insults that will come in handy the next time you need to criticize someone without letting them know it:
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1. Utinam Barbari Spatium Proprium Tuum Invadant
This means, "May barbarians invade your personal space." It looks like a lot to memorize, but the plus side is that the person you insult will never be able to remember the exact words you said. That means that they won't be able to type them into Google to figure out what the heck you were trying to say. The mystery will drive them nuts.
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In the age-old tradition of highbrow quips, this is the zinger for anyone who's overstaying their welcome in your bubble. Picture the scene: you're sipping tea, regal as a Roman empress, while that officiosus co-worker drones on. Just whisper this phrase under your breath and bask in the glorious confusion that follows. It's your secret weapon – a linguistic gladius at your side, sheathed in velvet. And should the invading hordes retreat, silently declare victory for defending the empire of your tranquility.
Honestly, they’re hilarious and quite classy. Imagine dropping a witty Latin insult at a party and watching everyone’s reaction! Plus, it’s a fun way to bring an ancient language to life.
Oh, that's a good one! It means, “stupid is as stupid does.” It’s like calling someone a fool in a fancier way. Perfect for when you need to get your point across without sounding too harsh.
Sure! 'Asinus asinum fricat' means 'the donkey rubs the donkey.' It’s a great way to say birds of a feather flock together, but with a bit more sass.
'Derideo te' translates to 'I laugh at you.' Simple, yet effective. Great for those moments when someone says something ridiculous.
Anywhere you’d like to add a bit of humor and a touch of ancient class! Whether it’s with friends, at a party, or even just to amuse yourself, Latin insults are a quirky way to spice up your conversations.
2. Vescere Bracis Meis
This seemingly elegant phrase means, "Eat my shorts." If you're a fan of the Simpsons, then this is something that you can say whenever the show comes on. That way, your parents can't yell at you for watching television, because they'll be too impressed over the fact that you've been learning a little bit of Latin.
Honestly, they’re hilarious and quite classy. Imagine dropping a witty Latin insult at a party and watching everyone’s reaction! Plus, it’s a fun way to bring an ancient language to life.
Oh, that's a good one! It means, “stupid is as stupid does.” It’s like calling someone a fool in a fancier way. Perfect for when you need to get your point across without sounding too harsh.
Sure! 'Asinus asinum fricat' means 'the donkey rubs the donkey.' It’s a great way to say birds of a feather flock together, but with a bit more sass.
'Derideo te' translates to 'I laugh at you.' Simple, yet effective. Great for those moments when someone says something ridiculous.
Anywhere you’d like to add a bit of humor and a touch of ancient class! Whether it’s with friends, at a party, or even just to amuse yourself, Latin insults are a quirky way to spice up your conversations.
3. Asinus Ad Lyram
This means, "an ass to the lyre," which basically means "an awkward individual." So the next time that you're placed in an awkward situation, you can use this phrase in order to describe the person you're stuck in a room with. It's not hard to say, so it shouldn't take long to get down the pronunciation.
Honestly, they’re hilarious and quite classy. Imagine dropping a witty Latin insult at a party and watching everyone’s reaction! Plus, it’s a fun way to bring an ancient language to life.
Oh, that's a good one! It means, “stupid is as stupid does.” It’s like calling someone a fool in a fancier way. Perfect for when you need to get your point across without sounding too harsh.
Sure! 'Asinus asinum fricat' means 'the donkey rubs the donkey.' It’s a great way to say birds of a feather flock together, but with a bit more sass.
'Derideo te' translates to 'I laugh at you.' Simple, yet effective. Great for those moments when someone says something ridiculous.
Anywhere you’d like to add a bit of humor and a touch of ancient class! Whether it’s with friends, at a party, or even just to amuse yourself, Latin insults are a quirky way to spice up your conversations.
4. Asinus Asinum Fricat
This means, "the jackass rubs the jackass." It sounds a little provocative nowadays, but it actually just means that one person is sucking up to another person. It's great to use when you see the teacher's pet cozying up to your professor.
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The phrase perfectly captures those situations where flattery is less about genuine admiration and more about strategic brown-nosing. Tired of watching your colleague lay it on thick with the boss every time performance review season rolls around? Whisper, Asinus asinum fricat, and give a knowing eye roll to your work bestie. It's delightfully catty and satisfyingly arcane – no need to resort to modern snark when you've got ancient wisdom on your side. Just be cautious; if overheard, you may have to explain your new favorite saying to a curious eavesdropper.
Honestly, they’re hilarious and quite classy. Imagine dropping a witty Latin insult at a party and watching everyone’s reaction! Plus, it’s a fun way to bring an ancient language to life.
Oh, that's a good one! It means, “stupid is as stupid does.” It’s like calling someone a fool in a fancier way. Perfect for when you need to get your point across without sounding too harsh.
Sure! 'Asinus asinum fricat' means 'the donkey rubs the donkey.' It’s a great way to say birds of a feather flock together, but with a bit more sass.
'Derideo te' translates to 'I laugh at you.' Simple, yet effective. Great for those moments when someone says something ridiculous.
Anywhere you’d like to add a bit of humor and a touch of ancient class! Whether it’s with friends, at a party, or even just to amuse yourself, Latin insults are a quirky way to spice up your conversations.
5. Derideo Te
This means, "I laugh at you." It's short and sweet, which means that it's easy to memorize. Plus, it's a pretty vague insult, which means that you can pretty much use it at any place at any time. Whenever you're annoyed by another, bust out this phrase.
Honestly, they’re hilarious and quite classy. Imagine dropping a witty Latin insult at a party and watching everyone’s reaction! Plus, it’s a fun way to bring an ancient language to life.
Oh, that's a good one! It means, “stupid is as stupid does.” It’s like calling someone a fool in a fancier way. Perfect for when you need to get your point across without sounding too harsh.
Sure! 'Asinus asinum fricat' means 'the donkey rubs the donkey.' It’s a great way to say birds of a feather flock together, but with a bit more sass.
'Derideo te' translates to 'I laugh at you.' Simple, yet effective. Great for those moments when someone says something ridiculous.
Anywhere you’d like to add a bit of humor and a touch of ancient class! Whether it’s with friends, at a party, or even just to amuse yourself, Latin insults are a quirky way to spice up your conversations.
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6. Adversus Solem Ne Loquitor
This means, "Don't speak against the sun," which means that you shouldn't argue the obvious. So if one of your friends insists on saying that Benedict Cumberbatch is ugly when you know that he's actually the most attractive person on the planet, you can use this phrase. It just means that the person you're speaking to is utterly and completely wrong, and that they should stop trying to convince the world of a lie.
Honestly, they’re hilarious and quite classy. Imagine dropping a witty Latin insult at a party and watching everyone’s reaction! Plus, it’s a fun way to bring an ancient language to life.
Oh, that's a good one! It means, “stupid is as stupid does.” It’s like calling someone a fool in a fancier way. Perfect for when you need to get your point across without sounding too harsh.
Sure! 'Asinus asinum fricat' means 'the donkey rubs the donkey.' It’s a great way to say birds of a feather flock together, but with a bit more sass.
'Derideo te' translates to 'I laugh at you.' Simple, yet effective. Great for those moments when someone says something ridiculous.
Anywhere you’d like to add a bit of humor and a touch of ancient class! Whether it’s with friends, at a party, or even just to amuse yourself, Latin insults are a quirky way to spice up your conversations.
7. Stultus Est Sicut Stultus Facit
This means, "stupid is as stupid does." If you've ever seen Forrest Gump, then you've heard this phrase before. If you haven't, then you need to get your hands on the movie, because it's a classic. It simply suggests that if someone does something stupid, it must mean that they actually are stupid.
When you don't want to be mean, but you just can't help yourself, you can just say something rude in another language. That way, no one will have any idea of what you've called them. What's your favorite insult to say in a language other than your native tongue?
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Happygirl: Benedict Cumberbatch is ugly! Hahaha
CheshireQueen: Wish I could learn Latin.
Victor: OMG i know all of these and they are hilarious, lol
Cindy: Hahaha, the things you come up with!!
Maria: Nobody says these things. If people insult you, they'd want you to know!
Sourskittles123: Latin is a dead language , no proper pronunciation known today .
Desirable: How exactly to pronounce Derideo Te?
Emma: I had to use google translate on a couple... It's a good thing to remember.
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