1. Food Porn

I think food porn is more ubiquitous than any selfie. Seriously, half my Instagram is food. It's everywhere, to the point that I'm totally dividing it into different categories. Like …

2. #Brunchlife

This infuriates me because I invariably want all the brunches I see. Label a food “brunch” and I want it even if I don't like it. I might have a problem

3. OOTD

Ah, the outfit of the day. We can't stop taking them and we shouldn't stop. Express yourself, always. Show off your fabulousness!

4. MOTD

The same goes for your makeup of the day selfies because we all benefit from those tips.

5. Artistic Coffee Shots

Whatever, they're awesome – foam art, especially, takes skill. Besides, these shots go perfectly with ...

6. Pretty Pastry Snaps

What is it about pastry that begs to be photographed and highlighted with the perfect filter?

7. Sand-covered Toes by the Sea

It's natural to want everyone else to know that you're lounging on the beach … but you're a butt if you do this when it's deep dead winter and all your friends are at home freezing.

8. Hot Dog Legs

My hope is that this will disappear this coming summer, but it probably won't … and I always wonder whether I'm looking at hot dogs or legs, so I'm probably part of the problem.

9. #TBT

Throwback Thursday produces a whole lot of gems, both on a global social media scale and within our own little circle of friends.

10. Cute Shoes, Yo

We cannot stop taking photos of our shoes. I have no problem with this. I even confess to adoring the pigeon-toed pose.

11. Out the Airplane Window

All right, all right. I can see how these are overdone. However, I've only been on a plane eight times before so I understand the lingering thrill.

12. #nomakeup Selfies

These are always so lovely.

13. Funny Texts

Sometimes these aren't actually funny … but sometimes they really, really are.

14. #byeFelipe Messages

Anyone who deals with dating apps should do this.

15. Nail Art

Of course, you want to show off your manicure. Why shouldn't you? It's going to chip in five minutes and you'll forget how pretty it was.

16. All the Pets

The rest of my Instagram consists of my dogs.

17. Selfies, Selfies, Selfies

Always and still! Front-face selfies, mirror selfies, half-face selfies, selfie-stick selfies …

Which classic Instagram shots are you guilty of over-sharing?