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No one will know that you're on your period unless you tell them, which is normally a positive thing.

However, if you're dating a guy who's trying to touch you below the belt, or if your friends are wondering why you've been so moody, then you might want to let them know it's your time of the month.

Since saying that you're on your period sounds so bland and boring, there are other ways you can divulge of the information.

Here are a few of the classiest ways to say you're on your period:

1. My Oven is in Cleaning Mode

Your period might feel like a pointless form of torture.

However, it's really the time when your body sheds pieces of itself that it no longer needs, which is what makes this phrase pretty accurate.

2. My Girl Has Started Her Monthly Job

Anytime you reference it being a certain time of "month," everyone should understand what you're talking about.

So unless you have a daughter, your friends shouldn't take long to figure out who your "girl" is.

After all, they all have to deal with their own girls.

3. Iā€™m Experiencing Technical Difficulties

If you're uncomfortable getting sexual with your boyfriend during that time of the month, you can use this phrase to warn him to keep his hands off.

He can touch you again once your body is back to running smoothly.2

4. Mother Nature is Obsessed with Me

Even though Mother Nature visits every woman once a month, it can feel like she's obsessed with you when your time comes.

However, using this phrase might make you feel like Regina George, so use it sparingly.

5. I Think Iā€™m Going to Wear Red Today

As long as you wear the right pads or tampons, no one should be able to see that you're wearing red.

However, that doesn't change the fact that there's some red on you in unseen places.

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