17 Clever Responses for Girls Who Don't Want Kids ...

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You don't need to have children, just because you're a woman. Of course, there are some ignorant people who will try to convince you that you really want kids deep down. Since some of us just aren't meant to be mothers, here are a few clever responses that you can use when you're asked why you don't want to have kids:

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1

I Actually like Being Happy

I Actually like Being Happy If kids would make you unhappy, why on earth would you become a mother? It makes zero sense.

2

It’s Hard Enough to Take Care of Myself

It’s Hard Enough to Take Care of Myself You can't take care of a kid if you struggle taking care of yourself. You have enough responsibilities already.

3

I Know Santa Doesn’t Exist, and I’m Bad at Keeping Secrets

I Know Santa Doesn’t Exist, and I’m Bad at Keeping Secrets You have to lie to your children about where babies come from and about how they get their presents on Christmas. It's a lot of fibbing.

4

I’m More of a Dog Person

I’m More of a Dog Person Some people are dog people or cat people, not baby people. They shouldn't be judged for their preferences.

5

I’d Rather Spend My Money on Beer

I’d Rather Spend My Money on Beer Kids cost a lot of cash. If you want to keep partying, then you can't afford to become pregnant.

6

The World is Overpopulated Already

The World is Overpopulated Already There are millions of people in the world. Why would you create any more?

7

I Prefer R-Rated Movies

I Prefer R-Rated Movies After you have a kid, the only movie you'll be watching is Frozen. If you prefer R-rated films, then you're out of luck.

8

I Could Give Birth to the Next Serial Killer

I Could Give Birth to the Next Serial Killer You never know what your baby will be like. He could destroy the world, so you're doing everyone a favor by refusing to give birth.

9

It’s Not That I Don’t Want Kids. I Just Don’t Want to Drive a Minivan

It’s Not That I Don’t Want Kids. I Just Don’t Want to Drive a Minivan If you have to lug kids around, you need a fitting car. Of course, a two-door sports car looks way nicer than any minivan does.

10

I Want to Keep All the Toys to Myself

I Want to Keep All the Toys to Myself If you're a kid at heart, you won't want to give your children your old toys. You'll want to keep them all to yourself.

11

Why Would Anyone Get Pregnant on Purpose?

Why Would Anyone Get Pregnant on Purpose? Some people take birth control and wear condoms to prevent pregnancy. To them, it makes no sense to get pregnant on purpose.

12

I Don’t Want to Be the Person Everyone Hates on Airplanes

I Don’t Want to Be the Person Everyone Hates on Airplanes Babies always cry on airplanes. It doesn't matter how hard you try to calm them down, because they're going to burst into tears.

13

My Ten Cats Would Be Too Jealous

My Ten Cats Would Be Too Jealous Your pets are like your babies. You don't need any more mouths to feed.

14

I Don’t Want My Genes Passed on Unless They Merge with Hemsworth

I Don’t Want My Genes Passed on Unless They Merge with Hemsworth If you had Chris Hemsworth's child, it would be the most beautiful baby in all of the land, so of course you'd want it. Otherwise, you're not interested.

15

I Hate Car Pooling

I Hate Car Pooling Don't you hate sharing? If you don't want to share your car, your house, and your food, then there's no reason to pop out a kid.

16

I’m Hoping My Period Will Realize It and Stop Coming

I’m Hoping My Period Will Realize It and Stop Coming Your period only arrives, because it's preparing you for pregnancy. If it realizes you never want to become pregnant, maybe it will stop coming.

17

I Cry Enough for the Two of Us

I Cry Enough for the Two of Us Babies cry all the time. If you're already shedding enough tears for two people, why bring a kid into the equation?

Despite what some people will try to tell you, you don't need to have children in order to feel fulfilled. Do you plan on having any kids when you're older?

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Great post 😂 adding my view - nobody asks the guy that !

* * "Nobody asks a guy that "

#7 is such a good point, I haven't met a kid that hasn't watched Frozen..!

I honestly don't want any biological children. When I'm married I want to adopt three. I'm afraid of what pregnancy will do to my body and I don't want my kid suffering with migraines and other problems I had to deal with up to my 12th birthday. Before I was on medication I would actually pray for death. My dad wants biological grandchildren, but he didn't grow up with what I did. I had a lot more problems than just migraines. Why would I have a kid go through the same thing I did?

@Isabella Rossignuolo don't worry too much about people's inquisitiveness. If they ask you can say 'one day ' and if they continue to query still say one day eventually they would leave you alone... And if all fails smile and wave. Remember it has nothing to do with anyone else but you and your husband to be. Good luck and enjoy your impending marriage!

I LOVE this article. For me, I'll have a few cats, and they will be my babies.

Loved! ❤

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#6 is not true so I doubt it will work. And seriously everyone, you are all afraid of what pregnancy will do to you bodies but I know plenty of mothers of 6,7 or 8 children how have amazing bodies

It's all just what you do afterwards to get your body back. I was 110 before I got pregnant, gained hella weight and now 9 months post pregnancy I'm back to 115. Soooo

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