17 Clever Responses for Girls Who Don't Want Kids ...

1 I Actually like Being Happy

If kids would make you unhappy, why on earth would you become a mother? It makes zero sense.

2 It’s Hard Enough to Take Care of Myself

You can't take care of a kid if you struggle taking care of yourself. You have enough responsibilities already.

3 I Know Santa Doesn’t Exist, and I’m Bad at Keeping Secrets

You have to lie to your children about where babies come from and about how they get their presents on Christmas. It's a lot of fibbing.

4 I’m More of a Dog Person

Some people are dog people or cat people, not baby people. They shouldn't be judged for their preferences.

5 I’d Rather Spend My Money on Beer

Kids cost a lot of cash. If you want to keep partying, then you can't afford to become pregnant.

6 The World is Overpopulated Already

There are millions of people in the world. Why would you create any more?

7 I Prefer R-Rated Movies

After you have a kid, the only movie you'll be watching is Frozen. If you prefer R-rated films, then you're out of luck.

8 I Could Give Birth to the Next Serial Killer

You never know what your baby will be like. He could destroy the world, so you're doing everyone a favor by refusing to give birth.

9 It’s Not That I Don’t Want Kids. I Just Don’t Want to Drive a Minivan

If you have to lug kids around, you need a fitting car. Of course, a two-door sports car looks way nicer than any minivan does.

10 I Want to Keep All the Toys to Myself

If you're a kid at heart, you won't want to give your children your old toys. You'll want to keep them all to yourself.

11 Why Would Anyone Get Pregnant on Purpose?

Some people take birth control and wear condoms to prevent pregnancy. To them, it makes no sense to get pregnant on purpose.

12 I Don’t Want to Be the Person Everyone Hates on Airplanes

Babies always cry on airplanes. It doesn't matter how hard you try to calm them down, because they're going to burst into tears.

13 My Ten Cats Would Be Too Jealous

Your pets are like your babies. You don't need any more mouths to feed.

14 I Don’t Want My Genes Passed on Unless They Merge with Hemsworth

If you had Chris Hemsworth's child, it would be the most beautiful baby in all of the land, so of course you'd want it. Otherwise, you're not interested.

15 I Hate Car Pooling

Don't you hate sharing? If you don't want to share your car, your house, and your food, then there's no reason to pop out a kid.

16 I’m Hoping My Period Will Realize It and Stop Coming

Your period only arrives, because it's preparing you for pregnancy. If it realizes you never want to become pregnant, maybe it will stop coming.

17 I Cry Enough for the Two of Us

Babies cry all the time. If you're already shedding enough tears for two people, why bring a kid into the equation?

Despite what some people will try to tell you, you don't need to have children in order to feel fulfilled. Do you plan on having any kids when you're older?