If kids would make you unhappy, why on earth would you become a mother? It makes zero sense.

You can't take care of a kid if you struggle taking care of yourself. You have enough responsibilities already.

You have to lie to your children about where babies come from and about how they get their presents on Christmas. It's a lot of fibbing.

Some people are dog people or cat people, not baby people. They shouldn't be judged for their preferences.

Kids cost a lot of cash. If you want to keep partying, then you can't afford to become pregnant.

There are millions of people in the world. Why would you create any more?

After you have a kid, the only movie you'll be watching is Frozen. If you prefer R-rated films, then you're out of luck.

You never know what your baby will be like. He could destroy the world, so you're doing everyone a favor by refusing to give birth.

If you have to lug kids around, you need a fitting car. Of course, a two-door sports car looks way nicer than any minivan does.

If you're a kid at heart, you won't want to give your children your old toys. You'll want to keep them all to yourself.

Some people take birth control and wear condoms to prevent pregnancy. To them, it makes no sense to get pregnant on purpose.

Babies always cry on airplanes. It doesn't matter how hard you try to calm them down, because they're going to burst into tears.

Your pets are like your babies. You don't need any more mouths to feed.

If you had Chris Hemsworth's child, it would be the most beautiful baby in all of the land, so of course you'd want it. Otherwise, you're not interested.

Don't you hate sharing? If you don't want to share your car, your house, and your food, then there's no reason to pop out a kid.

Your period only arrives, because it's preparing you for pregnancy. If it realizes you never want to become pregnant, maybe it will stop coming.

Babies cry all the time. If you're already shedding enough tears for two people, why bring a kid into the equation?

Despite what some people will try to tell you, you don't need to have children in order to feel fulfilled. Do you plan on having any kids when you're older?