1 I Really Don’t Go out All That Often
You have to go out. Otherwise, you'd go crazy.
2 I’m Actually Spending All Day in the Library
Your parents don't need to know that you're going to be watching Netflix the entire time you're in that library.
3 Yes, I Did My Laundry This Week
You can wear the same pair of pants a few times before they need washing, right?
4 And I Cleaned My Room
By cleaning, you mean that you actually threw out the candy wrappers on the floor.
5 Don’t Worry, I’m Eating Enough Fruits and Vegetables
Your campus only offers one good meal, and it's pizza.
6 And of Course I’m Making Time for Balanced Breakfast Every Morning
If you want to get to class on time, you won't be able to stop for breakfast.
7 I Absolutely Love My Classes! I Never, Ever Skip
Sometimes, you'd rather sleep in than go to class.
8 What Happened to All My Money? I Spent It on… Textbooks
It's hard to resist spending money on cute clothes and shots at the bar.
9 Do I Have a Special Someone? Are You Kidding Me! I Have to Focus on My Studies! No Time for Distractions
You're distracted by every guy that walks by, but they don't need to know that.
10 The Job Search is Going Super Well! I’ve Been Sending out Resumes like Crazy
You're busy focusing on school. You don't have time to think about jobs.
11 But I’ll Call You Soon! This Week, for Sure
This might actually be true, because you love to hear your parent's voice.
Do you ever lie about any of these things?