If you've been dating someone for long enough that they can handle a joke, or if you just want some clever responses to "I love you" for family members this holiday season, search no further. You don't always have to be super serious. Here are a few clever responses to "I love you" that you can use the next time you hear those three little words:
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1. Who Doesn't?
You're pretty amazing, so why wouldn't others love you? I mean, it's no surprise to you. This is one of the clever responses to "I love you" that isn't all that rude, because you're just showing your high confidence. Your family and partner should understand. They'd act the same if they were as perfect as you are.
One hilarious response could be, 'I know, right? I'm pretty lovable!' It lightens the mood and shows you have a great sense of humor.
Try saying, 'Wow, you finally realized!' It's a playful yet sarcastic way to respond without sounding too mean.
You could say, 'I love me too!' It's cheeky and clever, perfect for a light-hearted moment.
If you're going for a colder vibe, you might say, 'Thanks, I appreciate it,' keeping it polite but distant.
For a truly savage response, consider saying, 'I love cake.' It adds a touch of humor while deflecting the seriousness of the statement.
2. Oh Darling, if Only There Were Someone Who Loved You
Where are all the Frozen fans? If you loved the movie, you need to use this line at least once in your life. As much as you hate Hans, it can be fun to act like him. The best lines are always saved for the villains.
One hilarious response could be, 'I know, right? I'm pretty lovable!' It lightens the mood and shows you have a great sense of humor.
Try saying, 'Wow, you finally realized!' It's a playful yet sarcastic way to respond without sounding too mean.
You could say, 'I love me too!' It's cheeky and clever, perfect for a light-hearted moment.
If you're going for a colder vibe, you might say, 'Thanks, I appreciate it,' keeping it polite but distant.
For a truly savage response, consider saying, 'I love cake.' It adds a touch of humor while deflecting the seriousness of the statement.
3. Already? Damn, I'm Good
Keep your confidence high. This line makes the most sense if you use it on someone you just met, but it's funniest when you use it on your parents, or someone else that you've known your entire life. It makes things ironic, which should guarantee you a laugh.
One hilarious response could be, 'I know, right? I'm pretty lovable!' It lightens the mood and shows you have a great sense of humor.
Try saying, 'Wow, you finally realized!' It's a playful yet sarcastic way to respond without sounding too mean.
You could say, 'I love me too!' It's cheeky and clever, perfect for a light-hearted moment.
If you're going for a colder vibe, you might say, 'Thanks, I appreciate it,' keeping it polite but distant.
For a truly savage response, consider saying, 'I love cake.' It adds a touch of humor while deflecting the seriousness of the statement.
Change "Harry Styles" to the name of your favorite celebrity. While you should be happy with whatever love you get, it's hard not to want to be loved by someone rich and famous. Celebs are just too irresistible.
What's a funny response to 'I love you'?
One hilarious response could be, 'I know, right? I'm pretty lovable!' It lightens the mood and shows you have a great sense of humor.
How can I reply sarcastically to 'I love you'?
Try saying, 'Wow, you finally realized!' It's a playful yet sarcastic way to respond without sounding too mean.
What's a clever comeback to 'I love you'?
You could say, 'I love me too!' It's cheeky and clever, perfect for a light-hearted moment.
What's a cold response to 'I love you'?
If you're going for a colder vibe, you might say, 'Thanks, I appreciate it,' keeping it polite but distant.
What's a savage way to respond to 'I love you'?
For a truly savage response, consider saying, 'I love cake.' It adds a touch of humor while deflecting the seriousness of the statement.
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5. At Least Someone Does
Here's a downer to use when you have low confidence. Even if hundreds of others love you, that doesn't mean that you love yourself.
What's a funny response to 'I love you'?
One hilarious response could be, 'I know, right? I'm pretty lovable!' It lightens the mood and shows you have a great sense of humor.
How can I reply sarcastically to 'I love you'?
Try saying, 'Wow, you finally realized!' It's a playful yet sarcastic way to respond without sounding too mean.
What's a clever comeback to 'I love you'?
You could say, 'I love me too!' It's cheeky and clever, perfect for a light-hearted moment.
What's a cold response to 'I love you'?
If you're going for a colder vibe, you might say, 'Thanks, I appreciate it,' keeping it polite but distant.
What's a savage way to respond to 'I love you'?
For a truly savage response, consider saying, 'I love cake.' It adds a touch of humor while deflecting the seriousness of the statement.
Ask
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6. Yeah, I Get That a Lot
If you want to appear cool, act like you've heard that you're loved thousands of times before. Not like it's a big deal or anything. You're used to it.
What's a funny response to 'I love you'?
One hilarious response could be, 'I know, right? I'm pretty lovable!' It lightens the mood and shows you have a great sense of humor.
How can I reply sarcastically to 'I love you'?
Try saying, 'Wow, you finally realized!' It's a playful yet sarcastic way to respond without sounding too mean.
What's a clever comeback to 'I love you'?
You could say, 'I love me too!' It's cheeky and clever, perfect for a light-hearted moment.
What's a cold response to 'I love you'?
If you're going for a colder vibe, you might say, 'Thanks, I appreciate it,' keeping it polite but distant.
What's a savage way to respond to 'I love you'?
For a truly savage response, consider saying, 'I love cake.' It adds a touch of humor while deflecting the seriousness of the statement.
Ask
7. I Love Cake
If you're a fan of That 70's Show, you'll already know why this line is so funny. The first time Donna admits she loves Eric, he replies by saying he loves cake. Now, you shouldn't follow his lead by using this the first time those three little words are spoken to you, but you can use it once you and your partner are comfortable with each other.
What's a funny response to 'I love you'?
One hilarious response could be, 'I know, right? I'm pretty lovable!' It lightens the mood and shows you have a great sense of humor.
How can I reply sarcastically to 'I love you'?
Try saying, 'Wow, you finally realized!' It's a playful yet sarcastic way to respond without sounding too mean.
What's a clever comeback to 'I love you'?
You could say, 'I love me too!' It's cheeky and clever, perfect for a light-hearted moment.
What's a cold response to 'I love you'?
If you're going for a colder vibe, you might say, 'Thanks, I appreciate it,' keeping it polite but distant.
What's a savage way to respond to 'I love you'?
For a truly savage response, consider saying, 'I love cake.' It adds a touch of humor while deflecting the seriousness of the statement.
Ask
8. You Better
If you're talking to your partner or your mother, this response is perfect. They're pretty much required to love you, so they better keep feeling those emotions. If they don't, then that's a problem.
What's a funny response to 'I love you'?
One hilarious response could be, 'I know, right? I'm pretty lovable!' It lightens the mood and shows you have a great sense of humor.
How can I reply sarcastically to 'I love you'?
Try saying, 'Wow, you finally realized!' It's a playful yet sarcastic way to respond without sounding too mean.
What's a clever comeback to 'I love you'?
You could say, 'I love me too!' It's cheeky and clever, perfect for a light-hearted moment.
What's a cold response to 'I love you'?
If you're going for a colder vibe, you might say, 'Thanks, I appreciate it,' keeping it polite but distant.
What's a savage way to respond to 'I love you'?
For a truly savage response, consider saying, 'I love cake.' It adds a touch of humor while deflecting the seriousness of the statement.
Ask
9. Why?
If you feel like fishing for compliments, ask them why they love you. It's easy enough to say that they care, but when they're actually asked to explain why, they'll either be speechless or will say something to make you melt.
Being told that you're loved is an amazing thing, so only use these lines on someone you know won't get offended by them. You wouldn't want to hurt someone who cares so deeply about you. Do you say those three little words often or save them for special occasions?
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Lol! All these were awesome!!! But If only I could get Benedict Cumberbatch / Matt Smith to say that...
"You don't have any choice" :) Could be one more
if i could only get Bruno Mars to say that...
"I love me too"
If only I could get Tom Hiddleston to say that..
"I think I like this song" "I think I'm in love with you" - how I met your mother
if i could only get zac efron to say that...
If i could only get leo dicaprio to say that lol
"Thank you" -Penny on the Big Bang theory
If I can only get johny depp said that ❤️
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Arantxa:Lol! All these were awesome!!! But If only I could get Benedict Cumberbatch / Matt Smith to say that...
TripHobo:"You don't have any choice" :) Could be one more
kissmebbylove:if i could only get Bruno Mars to say that...
Chidinma:"I love me too"
estherlambert:If only I could get Tom Hiddleston to say that..
Katie:"I think I like this song" "I think I'm in love with you" - how I met your mother
Sarah:if i could only get zac efron to say that...
Angie:If i could only get leo dicaprio to say that lol
Alyssa:"Thank you" -Penny on the Big Bang theory
HannahEverly:If I can only get johny depp said that ❤️
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