What should I say when I get a catcall?

Oh, there are so many funny options! You could try responding with a cheesy quote or come up with a witty retort that leaves them speechless.

Is it okay to laugh at catcalls instead of getting upset?

Honestly, laughter can be our best shield sometimes! If a catcall is too ridiculous, turning it into a joke might just make your day better, and theirs more confusing!

Can turning a catcall into a compliment be funny?

Absolutely! If you play their game and give them an over-the-top compliment in return, it can totally catch them off guard and make for a hilarious moment.

Are there any comebacks that work better than others?

It really depends on your mood and the situation. Sometimes a simple 'Really?' with a smirk works wonders, or a sarcastic 'Wow, you're a poet!' does the trick!

Should my comebacks be creative or straightforward?

Whichever makes you feel happier and more empowered! Creative ones can be fun, but straightforward ones get the point across quickly. Do what feels right for you!

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Funny Comebacks to Catcalls ...

If Someone Tells You to Smile, Put on the Creepiest Grin You Can • "You Couldn't Afford Me." • "do You Kiss Your Mother with That Mouth?" • "Does That Ever Work?" • If Someone Tells You "Nice Tits" or "You're Beautiful," Just Say "I Know." • More ...

By Holly

It's rude and disrespectful for a man to yell at a woman on the street. That's why Bustle has created some comebacks that you can use in the future. Here they are:

1. If Someone Tells You to Smile, Put on the Creepiest Grin You Can

If Someone Tells You to Smile, Put on the Creepiest Grin You Can This should get him running.

2. "You Couldn't Afford Me."

"You Couldn't Afford Me." You're way out of his league.

3. "do You Kiss Your Mother with That Mouth?"

"do You Kiss Your Mother with That Mouth?" Remind him that he has a female in his life who would hate to hear him disrespect you.

4. "Does That Ever Work?"

"Does That Ever Work?" His answer is bound to be "no."

5. If Someone Tells You "Nice Tits" or "You're Beautiful," Just Say "I Know."

If Someone Tells You "Nice Tits" or "You're Beautiful," Just Say "I Know." He's not the first one to compliment you, after all.

6. Ask Them to Repeat Themselves

Ask Them to Repeat Themselves Then they'll really be embarrassed.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What should I say when I get a catcall?: Oh, there are so many funny options! You could try responding with a cheesy quote or come up with a witty retort that leaves them speechless.
Is it okay to laugh at catcalls instead of getting upset?: Honestly, laughter can be our best shield sometimes! If a catcall is too ridiculous, turning it into a joke might just make your day better, and theirs more confusing!
Can turning a catcall into a compliment be funny?: Absolutely! If you play their game and give them an over-the-top compliment in return, it can totally catch them off guard and make for a hilarious moment.
Are there any comebacks that work better than others?: It really depends on your mood and the situation. Sometimes a simple 'Really?' with a smirk works wonders, or a sarcastic 'Wow, you're a poet!' does the trick!
Should my comebacks be creative or straightforward?: Whichever makes you feel happier and more empowered! Creative ones can be fun, but straightforward ones get the point across quickly. Do what feels right for you!

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