Sassy e-cards are among my most favorite things about the internet! You've got to love an e-card that perfectly describes your emotions about something while being hilariously rude. If you're a huge fan of sarcasm as well, here are 61 sassy e-cards that will make your day!
Via yup
I can totally relate to this sassy e-card because I never get things done until it's too late. This is how coffee and I became best friends.
Ah, the sweet thrill of racing against a deadline, with caffeine as my co-pilot. Most nights, you can find me in a chaotic dance with time, a symphony of frantic keystrokes and gulps of liquid energy. It's a love-hate relationship; I hate the panic but love the adrenaline rush. And every single time, I swear I'll start earlier on the next task... right after one more scroll through Pinterest for that perfect motivational quote. Who am I kidding? I'll probably stumble upon another five hilarious e-cards to share with my fellow comrades in procrastination.
Via You call them "cuss words" ...
I think some sentences wouldn't quite have the same effect without cuss words.
It's so hard to keep your mouth shut sometimes!
Via #Someecards
If I see another sly tweet or FB status, I'm going to scream! Communicate, people.
Via Keep Calm, Quotes & Funny ...
Seriously, it's like every "safe place" turns into a black hole the minute you turn your back.
Via Someecards
Wouldn't it be nice if you could just express how you truly feel about someone instead of pretending to like them everyday?
Via Free Ecards, Funny Ecards, Greeting ...
I hate people who don't let me finish my sentences!
Via Just funny
Not to mention the monumental relief you feel when you realize you were just being a silly goop.
Via Humor
Unfortunately, I can't claim the same. Sometimes, you just need a stupid "reality show" to make you feel better about your own life.
Via If you get caught sleeping ...
Because there is no wrong time to say a prayer, right?
As a victim of "hangriness", I know exactly how this works. Thankfully, my close friends now know to stay away until I've been fed. Mmm...food.
Via So funny