My friends know that corny jokes are my way of getting through tough days. Laughter is, after all, the best medicine and finding some humor, even if it’s cheesy, is worth it. It’s also good to have corny jokes on hand for when your friends are having bad days. It helps distract your mind from your worries or a stressful situation which is why I enjoy them.
1. Kinds of People
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can’t.
I don’t know why I find this corny joke so funny. It just is. It helps brighten my day when I’m in a bad mood because it’s so light-hearted. It helps me take my mind off whatever’s going on and just laugh.
2. The Dictionary
Question: What word is always spelled wrong in a dictionary?
I like this joke because it’s blunt. Its frankness makes me laugh when I can tell I’m overanalyzing a situation. Some things are as simple as they appear and we make them out to be more than they are.
3. The Body
Question: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
Answer: He’s all-right now.
Right. Left. No matter how you cut it this corny joke is hilarious. I personally enjoy jokes that have puns to them. One of my friends at college was chock full of puns like this. I find them refreshing from the normal punchlines because they’re creative and unique.
4. The Bible
Question: Who sinned the most in the Bible?
Answer: Moses. He broke all 10 Commandments at once.
Here’s a little Bible humor for you. If you know a thing or two about the Bible, you know that Moses received the 10 Commandments after his 40-days spent secluded on a mountain-top. When he came down and saw that Israelites had started worshiping a pagan god, he threw the tablets on the ground, furious. As a result, he broke all 10 Commandments at once.
Question: Why didn’t Cinderella make the soccer team?
Answer: She kept running away from the ball.
I love every bit of Disney humor I can get my hands on. I love this corny joke about Cinderella because it just makes me smile. Do you know any good Disney jokes? What’s your favorite?
6. The Scarecrow
Question: Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Answer: He was out-standing in his field.
This tidbit of work humor hopefully takes the stress off you when things at work start piling up. It’s a great one to share with co-workers or classmates whenever you feel like your work is getting harder for you to handle.
7. The Rabbits
Question: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
Answer: A receding hare line.
I first heard this corny joke when I was in high school. There was a substitute teacher who always started her classes with a corny joke. In fact, she would even swing in to tell a joke if she was wandering the halls.
I feel its important to tell corny jokes every now and again because they can make you laugh for no big reason apart from the fact that they are funny. These are some of my personal favorite corny jokes. What are some other great ones? Any ones you specifically like to pull out on bad days?