7 Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh on Bad Days ...

Michelle

7 Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh on Bad Days ...
7 Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh on Bad Days ...

My friends know that corny jokes are my way of getting through tough days. Laughter is, after all, the best medicine and finding some humor, even if it’s cheesy, is worth it. It’s also good to have corny jokes on hand for when your friends are having bad days. It helps distract your mind from your worries or a stressful situation which is why I enjoy them.

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Kinds of People

There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can’t.

I don’t know why I find this corny joke so funny. It just is. It helps brighten my day when I’m in a bad mood because it’s so light-hearted. It helps me take my mind off whatever’s going on and just laugh.

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Surely it's the simplest things that have the power to turn our frowns upside down. This joke might not win any comedy awards, but it's a perfect little escape hatch from the worries of the world. Sometimes, a giggle is all we need as a delightful interlude in the symphony of our often-too-serious lives. And let's face it, who doesn't appreciate the charm of a cheeky mathematical blunder? It's these small joys that remind us not to take everything so seriously. After all, laughter is a universal language, and we're all fluent when it comes to a good old chuckle.

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The Dictionary

Question: What word is always spelled wrong in a dictionary?
Answer: Wrong

I like this joke because it’s blunt. Its frankness makes me laugh when I can tell I’m overanalyzing a situation. Some things are as simple as they appear and we make them out to be more than they are.

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The Body

Question: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
Answer: He’s all-right now.

Right. Left. No matter how you cut it this corny joke is hilarious. I personally enjoy jokes that have puns to them. One of my friends at college was chock full of puns like this. I find them refreshing from the normal punchlines because they’re creative and unique.

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The Bible

Question: Who sinned the most in the Bible?
Answer: Moses. He broke all 10 Commandments at once.

Here’s a little Bible humor for you. If you know a thing or two about the Bible, you know that Moses received the 10 Commandments after his 40-days spent secluded on a mountain-top. When he came down and saw that Israelites had started worshiping a pagan god, he threw the tablets on the ground, furious. As a result, he broke all 10 Commandments at once.

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Cinderella

Question: Why didn’t Cinderella make the soccer team?
Answer: She kept running away from the ball.

I love every bit of Disney humor I can get my hands on. I love this corny joke about Cinderella because it just makes me smile. Do you know any good Disney jokes? What’s your favorite?

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The Scarecrow

Question: Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Answer: He was out-standing in his field.

This tidbit of work humor hopefully takes the stress off you when things at work start piling up. It’s a great one to share with co-workers or classmates whenever you feel like your work is getting harder for you to handle.

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The Rabbits

Question: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
Answer: A receding hare line.

I first heard this corny joke when I was in high school. There was a substitute teacher who always started her classes with a corny joke. In fact, she would even swing in to tell a joke if she was wandering the halls.

I feel its important to tell corny jokes every now and again because they can make you laugh for no big reason apart from the fact that they are funny. These are some of my personal favorite corny jokes. What are some other great ones? Any ones you specifically like to pull out on bad days?

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Love em!!

Two peanuts walked into a bar, one was a-salted...this joke always makes me laugh

#1 Love this. Kinda reminds me of a joke where someone said, "Half the people vote Republican, half vote Democrat, and the other half have no idea why they even vote."

Wish i found these funny..! Lol

Love all the jokes! Read them out to my daughter & she moaned & groaned with all of them. I love getting her like this ... it's usually my husband that gets her like this ... about time is all I can say!

I love corny jokes! A lot of people just think they're stupid, but I think that's why I like them! They're like the classic joke. They always make me happy!

What did the ghost say to the bees? Boo bees. Haha.. I just like making people say boobies.

I love them all the Cormier the better !!!!! Lol!!!!!

Lol I love the dictionary one.

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