You should have some funny replies for when you're asked, "What's up?" because it's such a common question that you'll be asked hundreds of times in your life. You don't want to give the same answer every single time or your conversations will get boring and predictable. If you give a bland reply, then it might even end whatever conversation the other person was trying to start. That's why you need to have some funny replies for when you're asked, "What's up?"
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1. My Blood Pressure. Because of You
If you're not a fan of the person you're speaking to, tell them right away. This is one of the funny replies for when you're asked, "What's up?" that will either get you a laugh or a new enemy, so use it carefully. Of course, you could always replace "because of you" with something more accurate like, "because Benedict Cumberbatch just got engaged to someone who isn't me."
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Often when someone asks you "What's up?", they're expecting the standard "Not much, you?" response. By declaring that your blood pressure is soaring—and humorously blaming them for it—you throw them off script with a cheeky twist. Just remember to gauge their sense of humor before you deliver; you want a smirk, not a scowl. Alternatively, invoking the heartache of missing out on marrying a celebrity crush adds a relatable and humorous touch of melodrama to the conversation, and usually prompts a shared moment of fanciful commiseration.
You can go with something like, 'The sky, but I'm aiming for the stars!' or 'Not much, just plotting to take over the world!' Just keep it light and playful.
Absolutely! Try saying, 'Just a squirrel trying to get a nut!' or 'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time!' It gives a little twist that'll make people laugh.
Oh, you want to bring some sass? Go with, 'Not as much as you, apparently!' or 'Just me, being better than yesterday.' It's all in good fun!
Sure! Try something off-the-wall like, 'I'm Batman.' or 'Currently avoiding responsibilities, you?' It throws people for a loop in a good way.
You can never go wrong with 'Just hanging in there, like a spider on a web!' or 'Trying to stay out of trouble, as usual.' These are funny but also pretty adaptable to any context.
2. A Preposition
The word 'up' is a preposition. So if someone asks you what is up, you can reply in the most literal way possible. They'll either be confused or thankful for the mini English lesson.
You can go with something like, 'The sky, but I'm aiming for the stars!' or 'Not much, just plotting to take over the world!' Just keep it light and playful.
Absolutely! Try saying, 'Just a squirrel trying to get a nut!' or 'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time!' It gives a little twist that'll make people laugh.
Oh, you want to bring some sass? Go with, 'Not as much as you, apparently!' or 'Just me, being better than yesterday.' It's all in good fun!
Sure! Try something off-the-wall like, 'I'm Batman.' or 'Currently avoiding responsibilities, you?' It throws people for a loop in a good way.
You can never go wrong with 'Just hanging in there, like a spider on a web!' or 'Trying to stay out of trouble, as usual.' These are funny but also pretty adaptable to any context.
3. Your Time is up
If you don't want to be bothered to talk to the other person, use this reply to let them know that you're a busy bee. You don't have enough time to waste on them, because you have better things on your to-do list.
You can go with something like, 'The sky, but I'm aiming for the stars!' or 'Not much, just plotting to take over the world!' Just keep it light and playful.
Absolutely! Try saying, 'Just a squirrel trying to get a nut!' or 'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time!' It gives a little twist that'll make people laugh.
Oh, you want to bring some sass? Go with, 'Not as much as you, apparently!' or 'Just me, being better than yesterday.' It's all in good fun!
Sure! Try something off-the-wall like, 'I'm Batman.' or 'Currently avoiding responsibilities, you?' It throws people for a loop in a good way.
You can never go wrong with 'Just hanging in there, like a spider on a web!' or 'Trying to stay out of trouble, as usual.' These are funny but also pretty adaptable to any context.
4. It's a Bird... It's a Plane... It's Superman!
Don't be afraid to get a little silly. Look up in the sky like you're pondering their question, and then answer it with excitement. The louder you are, the better.
You can go with something like, 'The sky, but I'm aiming for the stars!' or 'Not much, just plotting to take over the world!' Just keep it light and playful.
Absolutely! Try saying, 'Just a squirrel trying to get a nut!' or 'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time!' It gives a little twist that'll make people laugh.
Oh, you want to bring some sass? Go with, 'Not as much as you, apparently!' or 'Just me, being better than yesterday.' It's all in good fun!
Sure! Try something off-the-wall like, 'I'm Batman.' or 'Currently avoiding responsibilities, you?' It throws people for a loop in a good way.
You can never go wrong with 'Just hanging in there, like a spider on a web!' or 'Trying to stay out of trouble, as usual.' These are funny but also pretty adaptable to any context.
5. The Sky
This is a classic that everyone has heard time and time again, but it works if you can't think of anything else to say. I mean, it's true, isn't it? They can't fault you for being accurate.
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Sure, bringing up the sky may not win originality points, but it's a solid standby. It's almost like a social script that people follow when the creative juices aren't flowing or when you simply want to stick to the tried-and-true. Next time someone asks, "What's up?" and you reply with, "Just the sky," throw in a playful wink or a clever follow-up about the clouds or the stars. It shows that you're game for a light-hearted exchange, even when you're sticking to the fundamentals of banter.
You can go with something like, 'The sky, but I'm aiming for the stars!' or 'Not much, just plotting to take over the world!' Just keep it light and playful.
Absolutely! Try saying, 'Just a squirrel trying to get a nut!' or 'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time!' It gives a little twist that'll make people laugh.
Oh, you want to bring some sass? Go with, 'Not as much as you, apparently!' or 'Just me, being better than yesterday.' It's all in good fun!
Sure! Try something off-the-wall like, 'I'm Batman.' or 'Currently avoiding responsibilities, you?' It throws people for a loop in a good way.
You can never go wrong with 'Just hanging in there, like a spider on a web!' or 'Trying to stay out of trouble, as usual.' These are funny but also pretty adaptable to any context.
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6. I'm Sorry, That's Confidential Information
If you don't feel like telling them what you've been up to, act like you're living a spy's life. Your information is too valuable to be shared, so they'll just have to deal with not hearing all of your crazy, exciting stories.
You can go with something like, 'The sky, but I'm aiming for the stars!' or 'Not much, just plotting to take over the world!' Just keep it light and playful.
Absolutely! Try saying, 'Just a squirrel trying to get a nut!' or 'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time!' It gives a little twist that'll make people laugh.
Oh, you want to bring some sass? Go with, 'Not as much as you, apparently!' or 'Just me, being better than yesterday.' It's all in good fun!
Sure! Try something off-the-wall like, 'I'm Batman.' or 'Currently avoiding responsibilities, you?' It throws people for a loop in a good way.
You can never go wrong with 'Just hanging in there, like a spider on a web!' or 'Trying to stay out of trouble, as usual.' These are funny but also pretty adaptable to any context.
7. Gas Prices
It's never the wrong time to make a comment about the economy. If you don't drive, then you can say something more relevant, like "One Direction ticket prices." Whatever works for you.
You can go with something like, 'The sky, but I'm aiming for the stars!' or 'Not much, just plotting to take over the world!' Just keep it light and playful.
Absolutely! Try saying, 'Just a squirrel trying to get a nut!' or 'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time!' It gives a little twist that'll make people laugh.
Oh, you want to bring some sass? Go with, 'Not as much as you, apparently!' or 'Just me, being better than yesterday.' It's all in good fun!
Sure! Try something off-the-wall like, 'I'm Batman.' or 'Currently avoiding responsibilities, you?' It throws people for a loop in a good way.
You can never go wrong with 'Just hanging in there, like a spider on a web!' or 'Trying to stay out of trouble, as usual.' These are funny but also pretty adaptable to any context.
8. The opposite of down. Didn't You Watch Sesame Street?
Here's another way to answer the question literally. If you want to tell them the definition of "up," then this is the perfect way to do so.
You can go with something like, 'The sky, but I'm aiming for the stars!' or 'Not much, just plotting to take over the world!' Just keep it light and playful.
Absolutely! Try saying, 'Just a squirrel trying to get a nut!' or 'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time!' It gives a little twist that'll make people laugh.
Oh, you want to bring some sass? Go with, 'Not as much as you, apparently!' or 'Just me, being better than yesterday.' It's all in good fun!
Sure! Try something off-the-wall like, 'I'm Batman.' or 'Currently avoiding responsibilities, you?' It throws people for a loop in a good way.
You can never go wrong with 'Just hanging in there, like a spider on a web!' or 'Trying to stay out of trouble, as usual.' These are funny but also pretty adaptable to any context.
9. I'm Socially Programmed to Say 'Not Much.'
Let's be honest, "not much" is the way you answer the question 99% of the time. It's the easiest thing to say, so it pops right out of your mouth. However, next time you're asked the question, answer with this slightly altered reply to see what reaction you get.
"What's up?" is a question that you'll hear almost every single day, which is why you should have a few different responses to it. You don't want to be predictable by always answering in the same exact way, so you have to switch it up. How do you usually reply to the question?
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JM: Hilarious !
Cathrine: What's up
Purplelove: Oh my god! I hate it when people ask me that, I never know what to say, but these are really awesome!
jaysteve: A preposition 😂😂😂 I'm using that one
Carey: My standard answer is "everything that's not down!"
Maryam: I use to say sky 👍
Rachel: this is so dumb. I read at the beginning of the day and I'm still cringing.
JM: jk...
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