7. Like Talking to a Child

"I know I’m talking like an idiot.

I have to, otherwise you wouldn’t understand what I'm saying." This is a more clever way to say something simple like, "You're stupid." It should catch your friend off guard, and make them laugh, so the 'argument' won't last much longer.

You're going to win it, because you'll be the only one still capable of keeping a straight face.

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