Alcohol can be your best friend or your worst enemy. Sure, sometimes it'll make you cheerful and outgoing, but it can also cause you to get fired from your high-paying job and dumped by your loving boyfriend. It's a love/hate relationship that you have to learn how to handle properly. If you don't, then you'll end up the talk of the town (and not in a good way). Here are a few funny quotes about alcohol you can recite the next time you relax with a glass of wine:
1. Skip the Salad
Sure, leafy greens are healthy for you, but does a nice salad ever get you pumped for a night out on the town? The things that are bad for you are always the most fun, which proves once in for all that life just isn't fair. Of course, even though you shouldn't go overboard with alcohol, it's still okay to drink a bit once you hit the legal age. Salad, however, should be a daily thing.